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  • Delta784's Ghetto Beverage Test - Part 2

    Back by popular demand, I once again am sampling the preferred beverages of the inner-city impoverished and residentially challenged.

    Tonight, for my consumption and your entertainment, I have two selections for you. First up, we have MD 20/20, Kiwi-Lemon flavor;

    http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-2/954689/md2020.jpg

    Fun facts about MD 20/20;

    - Contrary to popular belief, the "MD" stands for Mogen-David, not Mad Dog.

    - 13% alcohol

    - $2.99 plus tax

    - Comes in many fruity-tooty flavors

    - MD 20/20 is 100% Kosher, so next time you're invited to a Passover Seder, bring along a bottle of Mad Dog to go with the knishes and lox.

    On to the test......more to follow.
    Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

  • #2
    Good luck, I know a bunch of girls at school who drink that stuff. It's only because the boys hang out drink Icehouse. Both turn my stomach. Give me my Bud or Beam anyday. Have fun!
    Just so there is no confusion, I am a Law Enforcement Student, not a Cop.

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    • #3
      http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../md2020001.jpg

      First impressions...it took me about a minute to remove the damn screw cap, I was just about to get a pair of pliers when it finally came off. I don't know how the bums do it with the DT's.

      This is strong stuff, the first sip gave me the shivers, like when you do a shot of hard liquor. It doesn't taste like Kiwi at all, more like some ultra-sweet lemonade from a child's streetside stand, with some really cheap vodka thrown in.
      Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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      • #4
        http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../md2020002.jpg

        I can't believe this is half-gone already. It's going down way too easy.
        Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Delta784
          http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../md2020002.jpg

          I can't believe this is half-gone already. It's going down way too easy.

          You're turning into a bum right before our very eyes.

          Be Careful Delta, you may not know what you're getting yourself into!!
          A true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.

          -GK Chesterton

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          • #6
            I think we could get used to a regular weekend review here, Delta. Your wife however may not like it too much.
            Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Welpe
              I think we could get used to a regular weekend review here, Delta. Your wife however may not like it too much.
              I cut the lawn, trimmed the hedges, weeded the flower beds, and swept the stone patio today, so I have some leeway tonight.
              Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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              • #8
                http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-.../md2020003.jpg

                Well, that was a LOT easier than I expected.

                I have a pretty good buzz, but different from the previous St. Ides buzz. I feel warm and relaxed right now, whereas I wanted to break some furniture after drinking the 40 of St. Ides. If I was a homeless bum, this would definitely be my drink of choice. A lot more palatable than malt liquor, a comparable price, and a much more mellow buzz.

                Give me a few minutes, test beverage #2 is chilling in the freezer right now.
                Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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                • #9
                  The suspense is killing me.
                  Just so there is no confusion, I am a Law Enforcement Student, not a Cop.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HeyCJ
                    ^ Me too.
                    Have I ever disappointed you guys?
                    Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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                    • #11
                      Here it is;

                      http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...9/cisco001.jpg

                      Yes friends, Cisco!! Also known as "liquid crack".

                      I had several flavors to choose from, and believe me, it was a difficult choice. I settled on "Red", because, come on!! How great of a flavor is "Red"?? Red is a color, not a flavor!!

                      Any alcoholic beverage that has a warning label, in this case "18% ALC/VOL THIS IS NOT A WINE COOLER" has to be respected.

                      http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...9/cisco002.jpg

                      Here we go......
                      Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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                      • #12
                        http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...9/cisco003.jpg

                        This is sweet, in a kind-of sickening, cloying way. Very syrupy.

                        Imagine some Berry-flavored Zarex syrup, mixed with some cheap vodka and a splash of club soda, and that's what this stuff tastes like.
                        Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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                        • #13
                          uggghhh...

                          and to think i was taking a nap...and almost missed Round II.

                          I think i would have thrown up after the first bottle. I used to drink that when i was young, but no more.

                          I dont remember flavors back then (i think i do remember 2 colors), and i coulda sworn it said Mad Dog somewhere on the bottle

                          Good luck!

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                          • #14
                            http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-...9/cisco004.jpg

                            No fooling...this is serious stuff. I'm ready to puke because of the ridiculously sweet taste, but this is like a sniper....quick, deadly kill. I'm having trouble focusing on typing, and I'm not even done yet.
                            Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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                            • #15
                              Per your review, Delta I have picked up a bottle of MD 20/20 Kiwi-Lemon. I'm not sure what to think of it yet.
                              Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"

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