The Never Ending Blonde Joke Thread

[I8A4RE LDYCOP2B]

Are you ready?? This is the never ending BLONDE joke thread. If you have any good Blonde jokes.....this is your chance to let 'er rip!

(I know this isn't the joke section...but what the heck!!!)
BLONDE JOKES ONLY PLEASE!!

NOT TO OFFEND AND BLONDES: ALTHOUGH I AM ONE MYSELF! LOL

[code3_K9]

You know theres a thread called Jokes, Trivia and Games, that you can post your non funny "jokes"

Look under the Communications Section...

[Chiller]

What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes?


Not much,she has been told twice already

[code3_K9]

What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes?


Not much,she has been already told twice

That depends, was her name Nicole Brown Simpson??? Cause if so, RUN B*TCH RUN !!! ( sorry I couldnt resist )

[MizzMaddie]

i have one:

two blondes sitting outside on the porch looking over the landscape. Said one to the other staring at the full moon: "Hey have you ever wondered what is farther away? The moon or Florida?"

Replied the other: "are you kidding, can you see Florida, doh?"

[thayer123abc]

How do you kill a blonde????






Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool

[Welpe]

So a fish is swimming along and slams into a wall. He yells, "DAM!"

[azchopshopcop]

Two blondes standing on opposite sides of a river. The one yells, "how do you get to the other side?" the other one says, "you are on the other side."

ba dump dump

[m_chevy]

Dirty

What was the first thing the blonde said when she woke up this morning????

All of you guys on the same team?

[Radio]

What do you call a blond with Pigtails?
A BJ with handle bars.

How do you know when a blond has been useing your computer?
There is whiteout on the screen.

What do you get when u line 20 blonds up shoulder to shoulder?
A wind tunnle.

There was once a blond with a brain. That brain grew and grew untill it was 1000x its normal size.
Then it rolled right out of her ear.

[usafcop64528]

Whats the difference between a blonde and a washingmachine???




The washingmachine won't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.

[Migraman]

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?














Artificial Intelligence.