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  • The Never Ending Blonde Joke Thread

    Are you ready?? This is the never ending BLONDE joke thread. If you have any good Blonde jokes.....this is your chance to let 'er rip!

    (I know this isn't the joke section...but what the heck!!!)
    BLONDE JOKES ONLY PLEASE!!

    NOT TO OFFEND AND BLONDES: ALTHOUGH I AM ONE MYSELF! LOL

  • #2
    You know theres a thread called Jokes, Trivia and Games, that you can post your non funny "jokes"

    Look under the Communications Section...

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    • #3
      What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes?


      Not much,she has been told twice already
      Just shut your damn hole




      Dead Souls-----They keep calling me

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Chiller
        What do you tell a blonde with 2 black eyes?


        Not much,she has been already told twice

        That depends, was her name Nicole Brown Simpson??? Cause if so, RUN B*TCH RUN !!! ( sorry I couldnt resist )

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        • #5
          i have one:

          two blondes sitting outside on the porch looking over the landscape. Said one to the other staring at the full moon: "Hey have you ever wondered what is farther away? The moon or Florida?"

          Replied the other: "are you kidding, can you see Florida, doh?"

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          • #6
            How do you kill a blonde????






            Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool
            Dont wait...Procrastinate now!

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            • #7
              So a fish is swimming along and slams into a wall. He yells, "DAM!"
              Hail hail the gang's all here, when the going gets tough I know my friends will still be there. - Drop Kick Murphys, "The Gang's all Here"

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              • #8
                Two blondes standing on opposite sides of a river. The one yells, "how do you get to the other side?" the other one says, "you are on the other side."

                ba dump dump
                There's no substitute for strength,
                and no excuse for a lack of it!!

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                • #9
                  Dirty

                  What was the first thing the blonde said when she woke up this morning????

                  All of you guys on the same team?
                  If you won't stand behind our troops, PLEASE, feel free to stand in front of them.

                  If you won't get an *** whoopin' with me, you're gonna get one from me---stolen

                  www.sportbikes.net

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                  • #10
                    What do you call a blond with Pigtails?
                    A BJ with handle bars.

                    How do you know when a blond has been useing your computer?
                    There is whiteout on the screen.

                    What do you get when u line 20 blonds up shoulder to shoulder?
                    A wind tunnle.

                    There was once a blond with a brain. That brain grew and grew untill it was 1000x its normal size.
                    Then it rolled right out of her ear.

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                    • #11
                      Whats the difference between a blonde and a washingmachine???




                      The washingmachine won't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it.
                      RIP Brett Thompson, 17, 09/12/1989-09/14/2006

                      Seatbelts save lives

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                      • #12
                        What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?














                        Artificial Intelligence.
                        The only thing we have to fear is change itself.

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