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  • The Robin Williams Peace Plan

    This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since
    9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.


    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
    "interfere"again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
    the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
    will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where
    they are. France would welcome them.

    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
    hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need
    any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home
    baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
    require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
    caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
    for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
    cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
    stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
    anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
    would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one
    can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
    ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your
    tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You
    want a piece of me?"
    sigpic
    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

  • #2
    RIGHT ON!!!!

    You do know that the bleeding heart's of this country wouldn't allow all that.
    That's right, bring me my royal coffee!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Java King
      RIGHT ON!!!!

      You do know that the bleeding heart's of this country wouldn't allow all that.
      ummmm, screw 'em?
      STFU! Another great suggestion from the same mind that brought you "Kiss my butt" and "Leave me alone"


      Why not?

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      • #4
        And here I always thought he was a lefty.
        He hit the nail on the head. You can add corporations to your list Java since war brings $$$.

        TGY
        Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The views expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer [This sig stolen from Brickcop who stole it from Frank Booth].

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        • #5
          Urban legend guys and girls.

          http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
          Retired

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          • #6
            Of all the available celebrities, why the hell would someone want to atribute that to Robin Williams? He's an ultra-lib.
            Talk sense to a fool, and he will call you foolish - Euripides

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Delta784
              Of all the available celebrities, why the hell would someone want to atribute that to Robin Williams? He's an ultra-lib.

              HA! I knew it was too good to be true.

              TGY
              Disclaimer: The writer does not represent any organization, employer, entity or other individual. The views expressed are those only of the writer. In the case of a sarcastic, facetious, nonsensical, stirring-the-pot, controversial or devil's advocate-type post, the views expressed may not even reflect those of the writer [This sig stolen from Brickcop who stole it from Frank Booth].

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              • #8
                OK so we'll call it the Chesty Puller Plan.

                You Mud Marines think that's OK?

                Kelly

                We are the thin blue line
                between you
                and all the money in the world.

                And no you can't have any.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by retired
                  Oh well. I was just passing it along. Neglected to conduct a background investigation. Substitute Robin Williams for anyone else then. It's a good plan. Hell, I'll take credit for it then.
                  sigpic
                  Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                  And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by retired

                    Well
                    If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

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                    • #11
                      I'm down with that plan 100% and I don't care who actually came up with it. If we are universally hated around the globe (as the media here tries to make sure we understand) then screw it. No more aid to anybody outside our borders, no more immigration, no reliance on anybody else - we'll just mind our own business. We don't get credit for all the good we do for the rest of the world, so why not take the aid we donate and funnel it back into our country? Imagine having plenty of money to refurb ghettos, rebuild the roads, focus on strangling crime, redevelop our industries killed by foreign competition... It would take some sacrifice and adjustment by our citizens (no more $12 DVD players for a while) but for a greater cause - a self-sufficient USA.

                      Just imagine the global uproar if someone ran for President on that platform. You think "the world" hates us now...

                      AvgJoe
                      Be careful, kids. Daddy's summer car is like the Ark of the Covanent - if you touch it, you will surely die.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by 1sgkelly
                        OK so we'll call it the Chesty Puller Plan.

                        You Mud Marines think that's OK?


                        OOH RAH
                        If you won't stand behind our troops, PLEASE, feel free to stand in front of them.

                        If you won't get an *** whoopin' with me, you're gonna get one from me---stolen

                        www.sportbikes.net

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Delta784
                          Of all the available celebrities, why the hell would someone want to atribute that to Robin Williams? He's an ultra-lib.
                          common practice... take someone on the opposition and credit them with an opinion totally contrary to their REAL views, and one that works with your own. If no one calls you on it early enough, it becomes accepted as fact and much harder to refute.

                          Check out Snopes and plug in your favorite "truths" about the opposition (or "slander" against your own side). They do pretty well at documenting their facts, and from what i have seen are unpartisan (as opposed to bipartisan). Go ahead! Check out George W. Bush, John Kerry, Jane Fonda, Dick Cheney, Mr. Rogers, Captain Kangaroo...

                          you might be suprised...

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