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    Hi there, I want to know if I can still become a cop... I know I'm posting this in the wrong section but hey, I would like responses from non-police officers also since they add valuable insight like testing for HPV in men. Anyway I want to know if I can still become a police officer... I've always dreamt of becoming a cop since I was 27. But the problem is one time my ho really ****ed me off and I decided to beat the hell out of her. I did a little blow to get me pumped up first though. Then I went to her house and pistol whipped her with my gat. I realized I did a bad thing so I pounded a bunch of booze and then took off hitting only 3 cars. When I got home I found myself wanting company so I put some peanut butter on my junk and had my dog lick it off. Now I must say also that I have a tattoo on my face but I'm sure it'll work well when I get into the under cover gang unit... Or I'd be okay doing swat. I mean I am pretty a SWATastic tactical Timmy in my own right. What do you guys think? I can handle the truth, but if you don't say what I want to hear I will argue with you for 15 pages. Thanks in advance...

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    I don't see a problem with you working in law enforcement; the department I worked for a few years ago would probably consider you for chief. The most important thing you can do to make yourself an ideal candidate is to finish your associates degree in Criminal Justice.

    “Truth is not what you want it to be; it is what it is, and you must bend to its power or live a lie.”

    Miyamoto Musashi

    “Life Is Hard, But It's Harder When You're Stupid”

    George V. Higgins (from The Friends of Eddie Coyle)

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    • #3
      Lol. The "can I stillz be cop even tho Ima stoopid ****up?" were some of the first threads I read here.

      It's amazing how so many of them follow the same format of being dumb and then getting belligerent when they didn't get the answer they wanted.

      There was one that even admitted to the department he was applying to that he liked underage anime porn. o.O

      Sent via LGM-30G Minuteman III

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      • #4
        It truly baffles me the things people ask... Especially since there is an easy solution to it... APPLY AND FIND OUT. But then again, I don't want them to waste anybody else's time more than they already have.

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        • #5
          I have just one question -

          Son, have you turned your life around?
          Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere

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          • #6
            As long as the peanut butter wasn't crunchy, I don't see a problem.
            Train for tomorrow, for you never know what it will bring to the fight.
            In the school of Policing, there is no graduation day.

            Arguing on the internet, is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
            Do Not Disturb sign should read, Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution.
            Even if the voices aren't real, They have some really good ideas.

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            • #7
              Sounds like a typical Friday night OP.

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              • #8
                Then, consider this. We have a POS for a "President", so why can't you be a cop? We have a former Secretary of State who's lied to Congress (arguably not an offense, considering the lying they do to us) who's criminal incompetence got four people killed in Libya a couple of years back. Who's violation of federal law with respect to her handling of classified information is well known, and for which she could still be indicted, so why can't you be a cop?

                It's simple. Our standards are higher. We require thorough background investigations. We ride to the sound of the guns, not away from them. Past that, review the replies of my colleagues. And, have you REALLY turned your life around? Carry on.

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                • #9
                  Sure just fast track it, marry a Chiefs daughter

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bpd303 View Post
                    As long as the peanut butter wasn't crunchy, I don't see a problem.
                    Dang, ya beat me to it!
                    It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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                    • #11
                      You could probably be a sex crimes investigator, skip the academy and patrol. "They" do that you know...
                      Now go home and get your shine box!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
                        You could probably be a sex crimes investigator, skip the academy and patrol. "They" do that you know...
                        Oh I was really looking forward to putting in some OT slips during the academy... Gotta start building up my comp time asap.

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                        • #13
                          You could also be a super secret ultra clandestine Conservator of da Peace. We even have one of 'em on this very forum!!! He can give you all kinda pointers on being a...what ever he is!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 1035FAD View Post
                            Hi there, I want to know if I can still become a cop... I know I'm posting this in the wrong section but hey, I would like responses from non-police officers also since they add valuable insight like testing for HPV in men. Anyway I want to know if I can still become a police officer... I've always dreamt of becoming a cop since I was 27. But the problem is one time my ho really ****ed me off and I decided to beat the hell out of her. I did a little blow to get me pumped up first though. Then I went to her house and pistol whipped her with my gat. I realized I did a bad thing so I pounded a bunch of booze and then took off hitting only 3 cars. When I got home I found myself wanting company so I put some peanut butter on my junk and had my dog lick it off. Now I must say also that I have a tattoo on my face but I'm sure it'll work well when I get into the under cover gang unit... Or I'd be okay doing swat. I mean I am pretty a SWATastic tactical Timmy in my own right. What do you guys think? I can handle the truth, but if you don't say what I want to hear I will argue with you for 15 pages. Thanks in advance...
                            Go home and get your shine box.
                            September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by So Fla Cop View Post
                              Go home and get your shine box.
                              I recently purchased one of these shine boxes you speak of actually... After all you guys keep talking about them on this forum and I am sure it will greatly help my chances at getting hired!

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