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  • Yesterday at Costco - Good Grief!

    Everyone complains about how you can’t make small purchases at Costco, but I guess this really reinforces that concept.

    These were only $189 each. Just in time for Christmas. How do you fit one of these in your car? What if you have more than one kid to buy for? Do you have to hire a contractor to add an extra room to your house just to accommodate the creature? Will your child cuddle with it, or will it give your kid nightmares? How will your pets react when they encounter it?

    Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere

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    I saw one going out the door.

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    • #3
      My K9 went into protection mode. Wanted that bite...
      Now go home and get your shine box!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
        My K9 went into protection mode. Wanted that bite...
        Well it is Christmas time, you could splurge on the little guy.
        trust your dog

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        • #5
          Oh hell no! She has a basket of toys already, 26 tennis balls, and her wooby...
          Now go home and get your shine box!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Steve856
            Well, that's pretty cool.

            I think that it can serve as a conversation piece in the livingroom. Or as a sofa in kids' playroom. Or it could help a couple get into some interesting sexual positions in the bedroom.
            One of these use cases is not like the other.
            At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by L-1 View Post
              Everyone complains about how you can’t make small purchases at Costco, but I guess this really reinforces that concept.

              These were only $189 each. Just in time for Christmas. How do you fit one of these in your car? What if you have more than one kid to buy for? Do you have to hire a contractor to add an extra room to your house just to accommodate the creature? Will your child cuddle with it, or will it give your kid nightmares? How will your pets react when they encounter it?

              Tie it to the roof.
              Timeshare it -- each kid gets some weekdays. Alternate weekends. Good preparation for the divorce after such a dumb purchase.
              Don't hire a contractor. That leads to an affair after the dumb purchase.
              My kid wouldn't. He'd be running and quoting the Roadhouse movie. "A Polar Bear fell on me."
              My dog would probably take a **** on it.

              In that order.
              At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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              • #8
                My neighbor had one of these. I live in a transitional working class area. So....my neighbors are the "what the neighborhood is transitioning out of..." (Read ghetto). They left it in their side yard where their semi-illegal puppy mill was. The dogs abused that giant plush bear until it reeked of urine and its light mushroom coat was a solid feces brown.

                Anyway, I have to make a late night ATM run. As I drive down the street I see the oversized stuffed animal was propped up against a telephone/power pole. It was fully engulfed in flames. A truly once in a lifetime call to 911..."hello 911? this isn't a joke, there is a giant stuffed bear on fire under power lines, immediately adjacent to an occupied residence. I need The FD as the corner of walk and don't walk!"

                You can still see the burned stuffing on the pole. (Keep in mind this is 3 years ago).
                semper destravit

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                • #9
                  Reminds me of the time my partner and I, paramedics days, placed a large wooden X in an intersection, and I called in an off duty "10-52 X in the roadway"... It was 3 am. Friggin hilarious when PD arrived. They busted up laughing. We were never seen...

                  Derail over.
                  Now go home and get your shine box!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RGDS View Post
                    My neighbor had one of these. I live in a transitional working class area. So....my neighbors are the "what the neighborhood is transitioning out of..." (Read ghetto). They left it in their side yard where their semi-illegal puppy mill was. The dogs abused that giant plush bear until it reeked of urine and its light mushroom coat was a solid feces brown.

                    Anyway, I have to make a late night ATM run. As I drive down the street I see the oversized stuffed animal was propped up against a telephone/power pole. It was fully engulfed in flames. A truly once in a lifetime call to 911..."hello 911? this isn't a joke, there is a giant stuffed bear on fire under power lines, immediately adjacent to an occupied residence. I need The FD as the corner of walk and don't walk!"

                    You can still see the burned stuffing on the pole. (Keep in mind this is 3 years ago).
                    I'm imagining the expressions and comments in the stations when the tones hit and the dispatcher announces the responding companies and address, then very professionally continues '...For a bear on fire, with exposures'

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                    • #11
                      Those are chew toys for my pet Tyrannosaurus Rex.
                      September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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                      • #12
                        Just wait 'til you see the momma bear!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Steve856
                          Well, that's pretty cool.

                          I think that it can serve as a conversation piece in the livingroom. Or as a sofa in kids' playroom. Or it could help a couple get into some interesting sexual positions in the bedroom.
                          ............................ok steve, whatever floats your boat...............

                          Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
                          Reminds me of the time my partner and I, paramedics days, placed a large wooden X in an intersection, and I called in an off duty "10-52 X in the roadway"... It was 3 am. Friggin hilarious when PD arrived. They busted up laughing. We were never seen...

                          Derail over.
                          Heh....thats a good story
                          REINSTATE THE TRIG
                          Originally posted by Iowa #1603
                          Your logic defies logic
                          Originally posted by Rudy8116
                          Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
                          Originally posted by Michigan
                          Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
                          Originally posted by TheTick
                          A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
                          Originally posted by TheTick
                          This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
                          Originally posted by 02paul09
                          Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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                          • #14
                            I saw those, but opted for the $19.99 drone, and let me tell you- it has been a fun !
                            Seriously, it's a little quadrocopter in a protective wire ball (kind of looks like a gyro). Best $20.00 I ever spent.

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                            • #15
                              Careful about the chicken salad though......


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                              REINSTATE THE TRIG
                              Originally posted by Iowa #1603
                              Your logic defies logic
                              Originally posted by Rudy8116
                              Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
                              Originally posted by Michigan
                              Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
                              Originally posted by TheTick
                              A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
                              Originally posted by TheTick
                              This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
                              Originally posted by 02paul09
                              Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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