When I fisrt saw this headline, I thought it might have been Sarah Palin....

[swat_op506]

...If you saw her speech last week you would understand this:

http://www.adn.com/article/20150201/...er-inside-home

* FISRT= First, sorry.

[Pogue Mahone]

The dude was doomed to a life of self-medication when his parents named him.