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    "So what happens after?" post moved from "Ask a Cop"



    I plan to relocate in Melbourne and open a gun exchange / firing range/ brothel with (o.com member) Capt. Kangaroo.

    Sorry Capt. K, you can respond to my post as soon as you're sworn in.....


    Note: moved from “Ask a Cop” to allow Capt. K to respond.
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    Agreed - good call.

    So Capt. K, can I have a cookie if I come to Melbourne and serve as a half aussie gun-exchange tester/firing range target/brothel fluffer?
    REINSTATE THE TRIG
    Originally posted by Iowa #1603
    Your logic defies logic
    Originally posted by Rudy8116
    Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
    Originally posted by Michigan
    Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
    Originally posted by TheTick
    A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
    Originally posted by TheTick
    This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
    Originally posted by 02paul09
    Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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    • #3
      Originally posted by indy_dibona View Post
      Agreed - good call.

      So Capt. K, can I have a cookie if I come to Melbourne and serve as a half aussie gun-exchange tester/firing range target/brothel fluffer?
      You can have all the half-priced sessions with Josephene that you want.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
        You can have all the half-priced sessions with Josephene that you want.


        OMG!!!!! the fat fold rot odour would clear the room!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
          OMG!!!!! the fat fold rot odour would clear the room!
          Until today I didn't know there was such a thing as 'fat fold rot'.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mulgrave600 View Post
            Until today I didn't know there was such a thing as 'fat fold rot'.
            I don't think I ever wanted to know that there was a thing called "fat fold rot"

            Can I opt out of Josephene, and instead...I dunno.....bleach my eyes?
            REINSTATE THE TRIG
            Originally posted by Iowa #1603
            Your logic defies logic
            Originally posted by Rudy8116
            Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
            Originally posted by Michigan
            Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
            Originally posted by TheTick
            A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
            Originally posted by TheTick
            This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
            Originally posted by 02paul09
            Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mulgrave600 View Post
              Until today I didn't know there was such a thing as 'fat fold rot'.
              I'm a nurse. I can positively attest to the 'fat fold rot' odor. It's 5 times more pungent than 'foot funk'.
              Originally posted by JasperST
              "The fail is strong with this one."


              Originally posted by mdrep
              It's not sporting old chap. Like shooting fish in a barrel. You may only take a shot at a poser or troll if they are running and you are properly licensed.

              What do you think we are, a bunch of barbarians?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
                OMG!!!!! the fat fold rot odour would clear the room!
                and you know this how?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
                  I plan to relocate in Melbourne and open a gun exchange / firing range/ brothel with (o.com member) Capt. Kangaroo.




                  ^^^^

                  Change of plans: After seeing Josephene's photo, reading Sculptors post, checking firearm laws and business license fee's in Melbourne I've decided to invest in a metal detector and work Florida's beaches just like the guy in above photo.
                  Last edited by sanitizer; 12-24-2014, 04:04 PM.

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                  • #10
                    I'd start doing some crunches first...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
                      I'd start doing some crunches first...
                      That's not me, I have a 12 pack... that's just an online inspirational sales photo found on a metal detector site.


                      edit: Oops make that a 16 pack
                      Last edited by sanitizer; 12-24-2014, 07:17 PM.

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