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  • Sony hack attack

    This whole thing sounds like a bad movie. Hollywood produces yet another stupid comedy. This time it parodies a hand grenade with a bad hair cut that happens to be a demi-god in a country with nuclear weapons. The movie studio gets hacked, emails reveal just how juvenile and racist some studio heads are.

    Then comes a vague threat that sounds like it was written my a 7 year old. The major movie theaters wet their pants out of fear, remembering the massacre not long ago and cancel the stupid comedy. They also cancel the even stupider comedy that parodies the father of the demi-god.

    Then the Japanese corporation that owns the studio pulls the plug on the whole shebang and it may never get released. And since China is a long time enemy with the technical know how they could have helped the North Koreans with the cyber attack. Or maybe they did it and made it look like it came from the DPNK. Or maybe it was Putin, who is ****ed at the US sanctions and fracking that's making Russia's gasoline based economy take it in the shorts.

    So who does obama apologize to?

  • #2
    Just give the childish execs at Sony time to do damage control, then they will sell the movie and rights to Netflix, who will use it to bolster membership. There will probably be a clause in the sell of the rights that gives Sony back X% royalty based on new membership signup during a timeframe (say 6 months of release of movie on netflix).

    Everyone will make a butt load of money, and a new category at the oscars will be revealed "Best Publicity Stunt for a Crappy Movie That Results in a Butt Load of Money"

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Shush View Post
      Just give the childish execs at Sony time to do damage control, then they will sell the movie and rights to Netflix, who will use it to bolster membership. There will probably be a clause in the sell of the rights that gives Sony back X% royalty based on new membership signup during a timeframe (say 6 months of release of movie on netflix).

      Everyone will make a butt load of money, and a new category at the oscars will be revealed "Best Publicity Stunt for a Crappy Movie That Results in a Butt Load of Money"
      I lol'd in the middle of class, thanks for that
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      • #4
        Yeah, the movie is called "The Interview". It got cancelled.

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        • #5
          I read that Obama said it was a bad decision to cower to the dictator in North Korea.

          Probably because he hates competition.
          Originally posted by RSGSRT
          We've reached a point where natural selection doesn't have a chance in hell of keeping up with the procreation of imbeciles.
          Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

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          • #6
            I've heard it suggested that the reason Sony cowered was not because of the threat of violence, but the fear of more embarrassing information being released by the hackers. With the complete raping of their computer system, I could definitely see this as a possibility.
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            • #7
              Now the FBI is saying it's definitely North Korea behind it. I guess the sawed off dictator has no sense of humor. And obama has promised a "measured response". Maybe a drone strike on Kim Jong Un's porn collection?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by JasperST View Post
                Now the FBI is saying it's definitely North Korea behind it. I guess the sawed off dictator has no sense of humor. And obama has promised a "measured response". Maybe a drone strike on Kim Jong Un's porn collection?
                Worse...they're going to scramble his NBA feed...
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                • #9
                  Admit it- Sony caved in to demands like a $2 hooker and Sony ran scared!

                  Duck, and cover- that's SONY! duck and cover! Now watch when they go to release some other movie in the future that someone doesn't like, the stolen emails etc will be trotted out again as a weapon against the next release.
                  Sony royally screwed up.




                  Duck, and cover- that's SONY!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by JasperST View Post
                    [A] hand grenade with a bad hair cut that happens to be a demi-god in a country with nuclear weapons.
                    I keep hoping the SOB will have a CVA (stroke), and maybe somebody less crazy will take over. (Assuming there's anyone in the DPRK leadership who isn't absolutely bats***.)
                    --
                    Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
                      Admit it- Sony caved in to demands like a $2 hooker
                      No minimum wage in Iowa? Out west it's $50 on up for Hooker union local 647 members.
                      Last edited by sanitizer; 12-21-2014, 08:44 PM.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
                        No minimum wage in Iowa? Out west it's $50 on up for Hooker union local 647 members.
                        Nah, because see they are "independent contractors" so not even any of that free health care comes with the job either!

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                        • #13
                          Just the fact that he's a communist is grounds to have him killed. Now that he's gone completely off the reservation, the CIA just needs to crosshair him and get it over with.
                          Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

                          I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Aerohead View Post
                            I read that Obama said it was a bad decision to cower to the dictator in North Korea.

                            Probably because he hates competition.
                            *snickers*
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                            I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
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                            I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
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                            • #15
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