Wedding gift suggestions for Chucky :)

[BTDT2]

http://news.yahoo.com/ap-exclusive-c...215524033.html

Charles Manson, notorious mass murderer (or notorious mass murder enabler, at least) has obtained a license to get married at eighty years of age. His bride-to-be is a 26-year-old who goes only by the name Star—a name Manson gave her. Her born name is Afton Elaine Burton.

[just joe]

I suppose steak knives are out of the question. How about a gift certificate for the bride to a local shrink.

[mookster]

Her parents must be so proud... Me on the other hand, I always applaud someone finding true love!!

[swat_op506]

Lovely world we're livin' in, huh Lou?

[BTDT2]

Her parents must be so proud... Me on the other hand, I always applaud someone finding true love!!

I’d be surprised if he hadn't found true love during his time at: National Training School for Boys in Washington D.C., Indianapolis juvenile center, Indiana School for Boys, Gibault School for Boys, Natural Bridge Honor Camp, Federal Reformatory, Petersburg, Virginia, Federal Reformatory Chillicothe Ohio, several County jails, Terminal Island, San Pedro, San Quentin, Vacaville and Corcoran state prison, California.

[PtownVAMike]

A padded cell with John Hinckley Jr.

[BTDT2]

I hope Chuck's best man doesn’t celebrate by throwing a prison cocktail in his honor.

[Gunnersmate323]

is it weird that I think she is hot?

[codemanski]

is it weird that I think she is hot?

^^^^^...YUP!

Ski

[BTDT2]

is it weird that I think she is hot?

It would be weird if you thought he was hot......

[So Fla Cop]

some wackos will do anything for attention.

[PtownVAMike]

is it weird that I think she is hot?

No, but ol' Chucky looks like he's bothered.

[CaptainKangaroo5691]

A bit of rope and the nearest door handle.