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  • Sculptor
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    Originally posted by codemanski View Post
    ...did that one year, the "police line" tape AND a chalk body outline! I scattered a couple of religious tracts around the outline for effect. (Haven't had a problem with Bible thumpers since)!

    Ski

    LOL!
    Well I got tired of the Jerk-hova witnesses dropping fliers and junk on my doorstep, I've even called them and told them I don't want their junk on my doorstep, but every now and then there's stuff left there.
    So I got an idea, you know those "no" signs with the circle and red slash on them I ordered a special custom sticker from z***le.com with that in red, and the text says a few thins I can't post here, but it covers salesman, fliers, religious droppings and political junk

    It's worked perfectly for a couple of years so far, but one politician here decided it didn't apply to him and left his political junk on my doorstep, as it happens I was heading home from the store a month ago and noticed a car parked on my street with signs on it in front of the mayors' house and I could see the mayor and this guy in a suit talkin on the steps as I rode by.
    I thought to myself "oh great, bet that idiot rings my bell later," but when I got home I noticed- "vote fer me" fliers on the front steps, so I thought ok idiot, you ignored the sign, so on the spur of the moment I grabbed the stuff, got back on my MC and rode the 2 blocks over to where I saw the car parked by the mayors' house and he was still there

    So I stopped by his car, got off the MC, went over to the front of his car and shoved the now crumpled stuff under his wiper blade, got back on the bike and came home

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  • sanitizer
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    Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
    I still have nightmares from Trauma1’s post re- Viagra lasting over 4 hours.
    Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
    Then you don't want to watch the medical video on how they fix that
    Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
    LOL, I was almost quietly... screaming and gritting my teeth when I saw the part where the syringe went in!
    Originally posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Really? It's just one needle.

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  • Trauma1
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    Originally posted by sanitizer View Post


    I still have nightmares from Trauma1’s post re- Viagra lasting over 4 hours.
    Really? It's just one needle.

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  • sanitizer
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
    Please note that I stated I have not found the need for it.

    Remember I am married!


    Yeah we've all heard that one before...

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
    Iowa hasn't found the need for it yet
    Originally posted by codemanski View Post
    P.S. I think Iowa is bragging on himself!
    Please note that I stated I have not found the need for it.

    Remember I am married!

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  • codemanski
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    ...did that one year, the "police line" tape AND a chalk body outline! I scattered a couple of religious tracts around the outline for effect. (Haven't had a problem with Bible thumpers since)!

    Ski

    P.S. I think Iowa is bragging on himself!

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  • Acc4ss4d
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    Great idea with the police line

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  • CaptainKangaroo5691
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    Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
    Welcome back Capt. K, hope the bracelet didn’t Chafe your ankle...
    No, the knife I used to cut it off made it a bit sore, though.

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  • sanitizer
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    Originally I intended use this tape, however we were led to believe it was highly unlikely Ebola would enter my State thus making the tape ineffective. .

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  • sanitizer
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    Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
    I covered my front lawn with these



    Worked a treat.
    Welcome back Capt. K, hope the bracelet didn’t Chafe your ankle...

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  • CaptainKangaroo5691
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    I covered my front lawn with these



    Worked a treat.

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  • Sculptor
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    Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
    Rumor has it a number of vintage members take Viagra for Arthritis.
    LOL, oh is that the new pc term these days?? "vintage members" I love it! it has a cultured, sohisticated sound to it
    Oh sure, Viagra works great for Arthritis! in fact, it even re-grows that male pattern baldness too
    What medical science needs to do next is invent a complementary product for Viagra, but for women, they could call it...

    Viagress

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  • sanitizer
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    Rumor has it a number of vintage members take Viagra for Arthritis.

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  • retired
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    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
    Iowa hasn't found the need for it yet
    I am impressed for a guy your age.

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  • Iowa #1603
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    Originally posted by retired View Post
    Not sure that it would work for Sanitizer. It certainly doesn't work for Iowa.
    Iowa hasn't found the need for it yet

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