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  • #31
    Necrophilia

    I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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    • #32
      Bestiality

      I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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      • #33
        Pedophilia

        I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by sanitizer View Post


          In California, it's not unusal to have several auto-perversion calls a day.
          That is ACTUALLY in Chicago

          I think you snapped a photo of a certain Conservator of the Peace
          My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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          • #35
            Who knew that "safe sex" meant making sure the tail pipe had cooled off first?
            This Space For Rent

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            • #36










              Ya' peeps tiz' cruel I declare'z!!!!

              Ya' gunna' be sad when he macks a runn'in wood chippa' or dump'in...

              Originally posted by mookster
              Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
              Originally posted by CityCopDC
              I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
              Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
              I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
              -Frank




              Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by sanitizer View Post






                I see Rudy called for backup...










                And a damn gud one at dat' Officer sani !!!!!!!
                ,
                Why they call dis' here CO Da' Admiral O' annihilation!

                Or meaner dan' Satan da' Sully!

                Originally posted by mookster
                Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                Originally posted by CityCopDC
                I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                -Frank




                Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Sculptor View Post
                  What's even worse, is the fact their guardians have no idea their cars are victims of these assaults! Another disturbing thing is, at least some of those guardians have unwittingly and innocently traded-in, or sold their victims to other people who are now guardians of some emotionally and physically scarred victims of this suspect's autoerotic attacks!
                  I see what you did there.... bwahahhahaha

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                    Necrophilia






                    fERGET DA' V.D. shots...

                    Just get them tar' tetanus shots..





                    Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                    Bestiality






                    cOME HERE tRIgGA'






                    Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                    Pedophilia







                    Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
                    That is ACTUALLY in Chicago

                    I think you snapped a photo of a certain Conservator of the Peace



                    How'z can ya' be'z conserve da' peace W/O a shoot'in iron????



                    Hell, ya' cain't even dick whip nobody in da' windy city'...
                    Originally posted by mookster
                    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                    Originally posted by CityCopDC
                    I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                    Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                    I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                    -Frank




                    Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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