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Some people love cars. Some people REALLY love cars.
It’s one thing to be fond of your car. It’s another thing to be so attached to it that you actually – wait for it – want to be intimate with it.
In this man’s case, however, he loves cars so much that he actually takes his passion to the next level, and – no we promise we’re not making this up – has sex with them.
Edward Smith revealed his unusual tastes on This Morning on Tuesday, telling Philip Schofield and Amanda Holden that he has done the deed with over 700 cars during his life.
And as the pair struggled to keep a straight face, he admitted his interest in cars began as a child, leading to him ‘losing his virginity’ to a Volkswagen Beetle when he was a teenager.
‘I got tempted one night to just step outside and gently caress a car,’ he admitted, ‘and it did something for me, it woke something up inside me.’
He explained, ‘It has to do with the body itself, I have not really been attracted to any kind of penetration.’
Well phew, that’s a relief. So how does one ‘have sex’ with a car exactly? Edward explained that for him it involves ‘hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit. And of course the rest is physical satisfaction.’
It’s one thing to be fond of your car. It’s another thing to be so attached to it that you actually – wait for it – want to be intimate with it.
In this man’s case, however, he loves cars so much that he actually takes his passion to the next level, and – no we promise we’re not making this up – has sex with them.
Edward Smith revealed his unusual tastes on This Morning on Tuesday, telling Philip Schofield and Amanda Holden that he has done the deed with over 700 cars during his life.
And as the pair struggled to keep a straight face, he admitted his interest in cars began as a child, leading to him ‘losing his virginity’ to a Volkswagen Beetle when he was a teenager.
‘I got tempted one night to just step outside and gently caress a car,’ he admitted, ‘and it did something for me, it woke something up inside me.’
He explained, ‘It has to do with the body itself, I have not really been attracted to any kind of penetration.’
Well phew, that’s a relief. So how does one ‘have sex’ with a car exactly? Edward explained that for him it involves ‘hugging and holding the shape of the car close to me and actually talking to it a little bit. And of course the rest is physical satisfaction.’
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