Man Sends Wife Spreadsheet of All Her Excuses Not To Have Sex

[EmmaPeel]

I thought I was overly analytical! This is hilarious. AND useful, LOL.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5605670.html

[TheSlammer]

Dont show that to too many wives.

[Shush]

pfffft. According to the spreadsheet, he received a yes 3 times in about a month.


Complain to me when you have a real problem, bud.

[JasperST]

Sounds like he needs to upgrade to Wifey 2.0

[EmmaPeel]

Sounds like he needs to upgrade to Wifey 2.0

That probably WAS Wifey 2.0.

[Gradient Shift]

This is why when/if you get a prenuptial you add in a minimum sex per week/month clause!

I knew a guy who did a "love contract" with his wife since he wasn't wealthy enough pre-married for a prenup. They basically both had a set of minimum standards and responsibilities they had to uphold; sex, weight, house work/chores, number of kids, etc. This way they couldn't suddenly change their mind after being married.

[RR_Security]

"Passive-aggressive use of Microsoft Office" sounds . . . just wrong.
"Still tender from last night" sounds . . . nope, not gonna go there.

Perhaps hubby needs a reminder that using a feather is erotic. Using a whole chicken is kinky.

[Miller11x]

Perhaps hubby needs a reminder that using a feather is erotic. Using a whole chicken is kinky.

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[RR_Security]

Thanks for my first good laff of the day, Miller. Classic.

[So Fla Cop]

I thought I was overly analytical! This is hilarious. AND useful, LOL.



http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...n_5605670.html

Typical lame excuses. Women need to understand they are here to serve us.

[HI629]

This is why when/if you get a prenuptial you add in a minimum sex per week/month clause!

I knew a guy who did a "love contract" with his wife since he wasn't wealthy enough pre-married for a prenup. They basically both had a set of minimum standards and responsibilities they had to uphold; sex, weight, house work/chores, number of kids, etc. This way they couldn't suddenly change their mind after being married.

Eff'd up on so many levels. :-(

[EmmaPeel]

Typical lame excuses. Women need to understand they are here to serve us.

Where's that picture of a middle finger. I'm too lazy to go google one.

[JasperST]

That probably WAS Wifey 2.0.

If he has resources left over he can download girlfriend 7.0. Lightweight, multitasking, runs in the background, and is happy when opened.

[JustAJ]