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  • Wait A Minute, IAM Rand Used to be a Bartender??

    Were you a bartender, IAM?? Can we hear some stories?!

  • #2
    I had Kato Kaelin and Dan Fogelberg come in one day. Had them sign a $1 bill. I think it is now worth fifty cents. Don't know how many shirts got destroyed due to someone bleeding on them as they were being escorted out. Just got tired of serving drunks. Drunk lawyers were the worst.

    Kicked out a Rugby player for getting a bj from a drunk ugly old lady. They have no standards.
    Stupid has no color or race, everyone can participate.

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    • #3
      Oh geeze, those are good right outta the gate. The rugby player getting bj from old lady has gotta be hard to beat. The visual is hilarious!

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      • #4
        And drunk lawyers? Gotta be a goldmine of stories there.....

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        • #5
          Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
          Oh geeze, those are good right outta the gate. The rugby player getting bj from old lady has gotta be hard to beat. The visual is truly disturbing
          Fixed.

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          • #6
            On a lighter note, I met my wife in the bar. She liked my Kamikazes. That was about 23 years ago. She still puts up with me. Neither of us are drinking Kamikazes any more.
            Stupid has no color or race, everyone can participate.

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            • #7
              That's your best bartending story yet. What the hell u put in those kamikases anyway? You're making me thirsty, especially on a summer Friday night.

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              • #8





                To all uH-con-cerd-ed....below tiz' da' "Sullynata" dat nate'z da' language O' "sullian ta' ya' human'z peep talk'z...

                Det IAM DEMANDS dat I use this here gizzmo dAT' da' Major Monty built...




                "Sullynata' On I demand'z!!!















                Good, Good, Now I can speak human...

                B.T.W. I can't use it long becuase it F-ucks me up in the most terrible ways, like in my processors and other stuff.

                Bottom line, dick head aches....














                Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                I had Kato Kaelin and Dan Fogelberg come in one day. Had them sign a $1 bill. I think it is now worth fifty cents.




                Sire Detective IAM Rand....what the hell are you talking about????? 2 had 2 earth peeps sign 2 one dollar bills, now you say there worth $0.50 earth cents apiece which makes them worth 1 earth dollar....
                Soooo. you even, due to inflation. And your bitch'in!!! Gee whiz and Lord have Mercy!!!

                (less of course, their chicken scratch....)






                Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                Just got tired of serving drunks.












                Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                Drunk lawyers were the worst.

                NO!!!!!! Drunk COPS are the worst, look at the downward "flow line"
                • [*=center] law makers
                  [*=center]cops
                  [*=center]barristers


                IOW without Law Makers there wouldn't be no Cops.....











                Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                Kicked out a Rugby player for getting a bj from a drunk ugly old lady. They have no standards.

                Old and ugly is a relative term Sire Detective!







                Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                Oh geeze, those are good right outta the gate. The rugby player getting bj from old lady has gotta be hard to beat. The visual is hilarious!



                Hummmmm..as in hum job.... Bj's aren't the same as a gud "beat'in" or hand job....

                In fact, Emma' my sweety, love bird, hot, horny, sexy woman, I hope you don't think I'm funny. Because I'm just plain HOT.....







                Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                She liked my Kamikazes.

                She wudda' been better crawl'in inta' a real Kamikaze as far as I'm concerned!.







                Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                That's your best bartending story yet. What the hell u put in those kamikases anyway? You're making me thirsty, especially on a summer Friday night.

                Emma my honey suckle, my moon maker, my love, you stay away from that nasty IAM, I know him...whY, Why, wHy, he a 2 legged varmit. You stick with me darling.














                Sullynator Off I demand!








                Thar',,Thar'z...now'z i Can'z hopp on dA' ole' bOy and go get ma' dump'in hot ant wEt'z



                Enter'in a cell'z, penetrating deep as a flying saucer to find a new juicy galaxy would be an honorable'z job thiNgy for a oLd spAce cowboy'z hanker'unz more fer da' inner state of pinK,ness ratha' than da' heart thana' da' jouney to said galaXy.
                Originally posted by mookster
                Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                Originally posted by CityCopDC
                I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                -Frank




                Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by asullivan View Post





                  To all uH-con-cerd-ed....below tiz' da' "Sullynata" dat nate'z da' language O' "sullian ta' ya' human'z peep talk'z...

                  Det IAM DEMANDS dat I use this here gizzmo dAT' da' Major Monty built...




                  "Sullynata' On I demand'z!!!















                  Good, Good, Now I can speak human...

                  B.T.W. I can't use it long becuase it F-ucks me up in the most terrible ways, like in my processors and other stuff.

                  Bottom line, dick head aches....




















                  Sire Detective IAM Rand....what the hell are you talking about????? 2 had 2 earth peeps sign 2 one dollar bills, now you say there worth $0.50 earth cents apiece which makes them worth 1 earth dollar....
                  Soooo. you even, due to inflation. And your bitch'in!!! Gee whiz and Lord have Mercy!!!

                  (less of course, their chicken scratch....)























                  NO!!!!!! Drunk COPS are the worst, look at the downward "flow line"
                  • [*=center] law makers
                    [*=center]cops
                    [*=center]barristers


                  IOW without Law Makers there wouldn't be no Cops.....














                  Old and ugly is a relative term Sire Detective!












                  Hummmmm..as in hum job.... Bj's aren't the same as a gud "beat'in" or hand job....

                  In fact, Emma' my sweety, love bird, hot, horny, sexy woman, I hope you don't think I'm funny. Because I'm just plain HOT.....










                  She wudda' been better crawl'in inta' a real Kamikaze as far as I'm concerned!.










                  Emma my honey suckle, my moon maker, my love, you stay away from that nasty IAM, I know him...whY, Why, wHy, he a 2 legged varmit. You stick with me darling.













                  Sullynator Off I demand!








                  Thar',,Thar'z...now'z i Can'z hopp on dA' ole' bOy and go get ma' dump'in hot ant wEt'z



                  [COLOR=#181818]Enter'in a cell'z, penetrating deep as a flying saucer to find a new juicy galaxy would be an honorable'z job thiNgy for a oLd spAce cowboy'z hanker'unz more fer da' inner state of pinK,ness ratha' than da' heart thana' da' jouney to said galaXy.
                  Oh my gosh that was great, Sully. And I do believe I saw a first!!! That's the first time I've seen you convert from cryptic to human-speak! Anybody that wants to see the REAL Sully can get a little peak between the two pictures of that converter. He actually speaks human!

                  I like that Sully converter thing......you should use it more often.

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                  • #10
                    I think it was the person shaking the Kamikaze rather than the actual drink although it was vodka (maybe a smidge more than required), Roses lime juice, triple sec, and fresh squeezed limes shaken with ice and strained. If you are daring you can put a dash of Grand Marnier instead of the triple sec to kick it up a notch.
                    Stupid has no color or race, everyone can participate.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by IAM Rand View Post
                      I think it was the person shaking the Kamikaze rather than the actual drink although it was vodka (maybe a smidge more than required), Roses lime juice, triple sec, and fresh squeezed limes shaken with ice and strained. If you are daring you can put a dash of Grand Marnier instead of the triple sec to kick it up a notch.
                      Awww. Cute. And mmmmm, sounds good.

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