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  • #16
    Originally posted by Gradient Shift View Post
    Patented already by Sony. Google has a "pay-per-gaze" patent.
    I'll be darned! Well, GoldBadge, soon you'll actually see us spitting up coffee (in my case tea) over your one-liners I guess.....

    Thx, GS.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
      I'll be darned! Well, GoldBadge, soon you'll actually see us spitting up coffee (in my case tea) over your one-liners I guess.....

      Thx, GS.
      well it looks like the Revision #1 is up now
      My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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      • #18
        Did I miss something? This seems better than a few days ago.

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        • #19
          Can we add a Sully translator?
          Why do we try so Hard for Little things, and so Little for Hard things?

          "There is no happiness without tears; no life without death. Beware, I will give you cause to weep"

          R.I.P Hand Sanitizer, you will be missed…

          Remember, Gay, Straight, Black, White, or HIV+, on this forum you're "Blue" and that's what matters most.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by BikeCop501 View Post
            Can we add a Sully translator?
            Soytenly
            I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
              Soytenly
              Tiz' be Sullian from da' Sullian Nation O' bell dingaz'..Sire L-1...Ya' right'z...

              I twaz' in da' O.COM haze, ova' da' rainbow, fly'in on da' back O' da' Trigga'..ya'll see'ing all dem' high fa-lu-tin, blue blooded, freaKoiD'z for da' laNd O' La-la-raz-A-pam'z..
              Ohh Po' po" Toby, sho' nuff twaz' a gud dawgy, chew'in up them rag head'z!
              He say I know you, you know me, I say ya' gotta' be free..
              Up yonda', way up yanda' up ya' spine, where da' chilla'z man meet da' breeze..





              Cos-moe-loGical destinies being modelled us in da' land O' da' O, pre-deteRmined'ed siNgulaRities busy love'in ya'..
              Down the endless road I stubblez. The trollian road of lies anD haTe I travel fer' thee., fer' our fair tOwn..

              Day'z call'z it the road of Torment-but know I the Name. Along I walk,thy butt-hoLes Whistling as I journey'z on, onwaRd infidel'z wid' head'z held high'z..

              With gentle breeze of the like da' East caressing my werm-holed Out body.Down Iwalk in da' darkness, meeting the Hurds of lies and lib'z.

              I tarried,struggling and Fighting my way;lo! I Am infidil extrodinaire!Stuck in dark and Zero Dissappointment fer' da' lack O' ethel.

              Hoping for no hope to pull,z Me thru.Suddenly, I shot!!,then a Saintly hand pulled me off from ma' knee'z in da' land O' striped blue peep'z like you'z!

              Thru, On the endless road I flew,I saw and heard Shouts,sounds and smell Of powder permeat'in tha' alien Atmosphere: Human peeps Running in confuSionin and dillusion wid da' little thiNgy held in oNe hand.

              The sun turned red, the Theatre,da' town bored'ed death. On my next turn I heard Moanings and soundz of hay stack Pleasure,one beckoned Me'z,iz came I and took part three In the ecstasy-i realised a Folly it twas, went I on. Passing through da' galaxy O' sybedumn'z,my bone'z chilled, Then I reached a dry vaccum, dat' twaz' my head!

              With scanty slut'z,wetting ma' pant'z My throat all bunched up'z.With a scorced Trig,I flew On this endless Euclidian syber point in time'z, I Witnessed a gathering of geometric, biometric alien wonders called crack whore'z..

              Rhythm and hands on dick I marched on..Iz' a man! a space cowboy!, rough tough, queer hate'in and dumb!!!! I AM!!! I product O' a dried squirt from ma' pappy on da' dust trail ta' hell..Da' red moon'z a rise'in, da' Saints tiz' dead'z, no moe' fun, no moe' hooch on we go, straight, on da' Euclidian rolla' coasta' ta' sulfa' and brimstones, pop'in da' sewer lids of da' O, burn'in da' build'ins, sallons, and jailhouse, leave'in da' nuthouse alone fer' da' peep'z dat' made dis' here mess! So I laid ma' mouth ova' ma' hand'z...I became, one'z and zero'z, no linear human thOught. To da' serene O.COM love pond I settled...






              Continuded on next pOst thiNgy cuz' now this here fair toWn won'tz let ya' Blab fer'eva!!

              JeZZZZ!!!
              asullivan
              Learn'in ma' boy, BBM
              Last edited by asullivan; 07-10-2014, 04:44 PM. Reason: cain't bLab fereVa' no moe'...
              Originally posted by mookster
              Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
              Originally posted by CityCopDC
              I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
              Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
              I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
              -Frank




              Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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              • #22
                Came I to a serene place, on da' top of a beer can I sat...look'in wid' my new eyez,,,, da' O bestowed upon me..






                Hark!!!!!! I did declare!!!! I just got screwed, bend't ova' and lay a packet O' egg's!!






                Dank'z alot Frances, I really 'preciate it, and my friendly human peeps of da' O.


                Why ya' reAlly did done it dis' time, ya' did!!!

                Po Officers, poPo sink bug civies, pOpO idiot anti-LEO troll'z ta' boot'z!!!

                I wondered if dis' twas' one bad drunk dream like Sire Officer L-1 did done say!!

                I dinK' not!!! we got our twat'z all twisted up'z..Our fair toWn twaz' da' best ''round..'round like a O....

                I shall'z ajourn da' speechless, blabb'in now..

                Just get on ma' knezz, open wide, bend ova', spread dem' cheek'z so I can get it gud' and hard....make brokeback'z mountain look like a lil anthill I do say!







                My Lord!


                The Admiral has really done it this time.


                He's a complete idiot, I'm just a winged horse.


                He's lost his marbles!



                Why, Why, did we have to land here?
                What an embarrassment
                to all aliens!
                Originally posted by mookster
                Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                Originally posted by CityCopDC
                I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                -Frank




                Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                  LOL, will do L-1. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if......






                  If what, ma' Dear beautifull'z EP'z???








                  Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                  Soytenly






                  Go Ahead Sire Fed. Agent, I dare'z ya!!!















                  I mean'z Go Ahead Sire Fed. Agent, I dare'z ya!!!








                  Huh??
















                  What?






                  asullivan
                  Learn'in ma' boy, BBM
                  Last edited by asullivan; 07-10-2014, 04:58 PM.
                  Originally posted by mookster
                  Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                  Originally posted by CityCopDC
                  I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                  Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                  I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                  -Frank




                  Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                  • #24
                    I just can't keep up with your brilliant mind, Sully. Just can't keep up.... but me thinks we have a poet in our midst....

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by asullivan View Post
                      Tiz' be Sullian from da' Sullian Nation O' bell dingaz'..Sire L-1...Ya' right'z...

                      I twaz' in da' O.COM haze, ova' da' rainbow, fly'in on da' back O' da' Trigga'..ya'll see'ing all dem' high fa-lu-tin, blue blooded, freaKoiD'z for da' laNd O' La-la-raz-A-pam'z..
                      Ohh Po' po" Toby, sho' nuff twaz' a gud dawgy, chew'in up them rag head'z!
                      He say I know you, you know me, I say ya' gotta' be free..
                      Up yonda', way up yanda' up ya' spine, where da' chilla'z man meet da' breeze..





                      Cos-moe-loGical destinies being modelled us in da' land O' da' O, pre-deteRmined'ed siNgulaRities busy love'in ya'..
                      Down the endless road I stubblez. The trollian road of lies anD haTe I travel fer' thee., fer' our fair tOwn..

                      Day'z call'z it the road of Torment-but know I the Name. Along I walk,thy butt-hoLes Whistling as I journey'z on, onwaRd infidel'z wid' head'z held high'z..

                      With gentle breeze of the like da' East caressing my werm-holed Out body.Down Iwalk in da' darkness, meeting the Hurds of lies and lib'z.

                      I tarried,struggling and Fighting my way;lo! I Am infidil extrodinaire!Stuck in dark and Zero Dissappointment fer' da' lack O' ethel.

                      Hoping for no hope to pull,z Me thru.Suddenly, I shot!!,then a Saintly hand pulled me off from ma' knee'z in da' land O' striped blue peep'z like you'z!

                      Thru, On the endless road I flew,I saw and heard Shouts,sounds and smell Of powder permeat'in tha' alien Atmosphere: Human peeps Running in confuSionin and dillusion wid da' little thiNgy held in oNe hand.

                      The sun turned red, the Theatre,da' town bored'ed death. On my next turn I heard Moanings and soundz of hay stack Pleasure,one beckoned Me'z,iz came I and took part three In the ecstasy-i realised a Folly it twas, went I on. Passing through da' galaxy O' sybedumn'z,my bone'z chilled, Then I reached a dry vaccum, dat' twaz' my head!

                      With scanty slut'z,wetting ma' pant'z My throat all bunched up'z.With a scorced Trig,I flew On this endless Euclidian syber point in time'z, I Witnessed a gathering of geometric, biometric alien wonders called crack whore'z..

                      Rhythm and hands on dick I marched on..Iz' a man! a space cowboy!, rough tough, queer hate'in and dumb!!!! I AM!!! I product O' a dried squirt from ma' pappy on da' dust trail ta' hell..Da' red moon'z a rise'in, da' Saints tiz' dead'z, no moe' fun, no moe' hooch on we go, straight, on da' Euclidian rolla' coasta' ta' sulfa' and brimstones, pop'in da' sewer lids of da' O, burn'in da' build'ins, sallons, and jailhouse, leave'in da' nuthouse alone fer' da' peep'z dat' made dis' here mess! So I laid ma' mouth ova' ma' hand'z...I became, one'z and zero'z, no linear human thOught. To da' serene O.COM love pond I settled...






                      Continuded on next pOst thiNgy cuz' now this here fair toWn won'tz let ya' Blab fer'eva!!

                      JeZZZZ!!!
                      Translation: He's happy to be back ...
                      I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                        I just can't keep up with your brilliant mind, Sully. Just can't keep up.... but me thinks we have a poet in our midst....
                        I know.....I almost heard a tear drop fall there for a bit

                        Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                        Translation: He's happy to be back ...
                        Yep, and he's happy he can post the way he want to, again.
                        Harry S. Truman, (1884-1972)
                        “Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”

                        Capt. E.J. Land USMC,
                        “Just remember – life is hard. But it’s one hell of a lot harder if you’re stupid.

                        George Washington, (1732-1799)
                        "I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man."

                        Originally posted by Country_Jim
                        ... Thus far, I am rooting for the zombies.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                          Just can't keep up.... but me thinks we have a poet in our midst....









                          Honey bunchez'es, I ask thee, how art 'cud get inta' this here bottle thiNgy???

                          Ohhhhh I know'z!,,,

                          Iz' shall drink ma' way out'z..










                          Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                          Translation: He's happy to be back ...

                          Damn Agent man, ya' cracked athoa' one!

                          Originally posted by mookster
                          Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                          Originally posted by CityCopDC
                          I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                          Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                          I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                          -Frank




                          Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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                          • #28
                            Well, things are looking more "normal" around here now. (Most of the time, "normal" is just a setting on the washing machine.)

                            I keep getting popups from Avast, saying it blocked a .jpg (on iceryder.net) as some kind of malware. Could be false positives, I s'pose.

                            Good to see all y'all still here.
                            --
                            Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by RR_Security View Post
                              Well, things are looking more "normal" around here now. (Most of the time, "normal" is just a setting on the washing machine.)

                              I keep getting popups from Avast, saying it blocked a .jpg (on iceryder.net) as some kind of malware. Could be false positives, I s'pose.

                              Good to see all y'all still here.
                              *snicker'z*.....

                              We'z know why ya' sitt'in on a warsh'in machiny thiNgy...cuz it be vibrate'inz... Admit it'z O great student O' gerbil'z vodoo'z...

                              I be honest, i sat on a tractor engine oNce behiNd da' barn fer' da' same reason.....

                              Got ma' super dupper long black, scaley, shlong caught in da' fan blade thiNgy...Gawddamned thiNgy stopped dead in it'z track'z..neva' did werk right afta' dat...








                              Hello folks!

                              Leroy here.


                              Anybody see Trigger?


                              Originally posted by mookster
                              Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                              Originally posted by CityCopDC
                              I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                              Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                              I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                              -Frank




                              Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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