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  • Where Tiz thee????

    Ummmm..errrrrrr...Ummmmmm...,

    Where da' hell'z am iz???..
    Where did'z out fair town wonda' off too?
    Iz been all ova' this Godfersaken universe thinGy and iz' neva' eva' seen nutt'in like dis' here befer'z...

    I sho' nuff hopped, err hoped, iz' did done and died, or tiz' in a anti-LEO trollian brain scAny machiney thiNgy..

    Hell, how do's I post thiNgy'z widout da' Humanoid 'werd component????


    TRIGGA'!!!!! TRIGGA!!!!! I comand thee ta' appear riGht this here'z moment'z!!!!

    Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tikc tock, tick tock, tick tock, Officer Tick'z ran up'z da' clock only ta' find anotha' tock....

    TRIGGER!!!!!!!!! .......I cain't post nutt'in!!!!!!

    I cain't even post a pic. of my last coach robberies!!!

    Ohhh Lordy!!!!! where tiz' I????????, I beg of thee!!!!!!

    Did Britney Birdy do this to our fair town'z????????
    Originally posted by mookster
    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
    Originally posted by CityCopDC
    I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
    Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
    I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
    -Frank




    Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

  • #2
    LOL, Sully, go down to the Helpdesk thread or to LE forum (Swat's thread) to see what happened....prob accidental switch to the mobile app, LOL.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
      LOL, Sully, go down to the Helpdesk thread or to LE forum (Swat's thread) to see what happened....prob accidental switch to the mobile app, LOL.

      Ohhh Lordy Emma ma' sweety!!!! Iz can hear now'z butts still cain't see I beg ta' thee!!!

      Iz in a CSB....or Cain't See Bubble.... WhY, wHy, whY, iz cain't even see ma' pecka'!!as long as it tiz, I declare ta' thee!

      O.K.'z ma' love, iz go to where ya' point, even tho I cain't see yaz' point fer' thee!

      Iz' go Sire Officers Swat'z threaDy thinGy....If iz get lost fer' gud'z I declare Iz' a lovez ya' my dear Emma'z! Da' Trigga' do declare he love'z ya' too!!

      Now we swing like a Obama in a tree, just like when he go ta' pee..to da' thotha' thready thiNgy we soar unless we hit dat' gawddarned doe, we so wez' can see da' light of thee, so wez' can be free, free at last!! Free at last frrom dat' jackel of a snake, da' one day'z call bar-ry ...
      Originally posted by mookster
      Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
      Originally posted by CityCopDC
      I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
      Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
      I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
      -Frank




      Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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      • #4
        I don't even think that viagra is going to help with this load, Sul.

        ....I'm going to go take another lorazapam I scammed and down a six pack.....good luck to you and trig.....God bless Toby
        Harry S. Truman, (1884-1972)
        “Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”

        Capt. E.J. Land USMC,
        “Just remember – life is hard. But it’s one hell of a lot harder if you’re stupid.

        George Washington, (1732-1799)
        "I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man."

        Originally posted by Country_Jim
        ... Thus far, I am rooting for the zombies.

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        • #5
          Sully,

          We are all just having a very bad group nightmare. Have a wee nip, go back to sleep and hopefully everything will have returned to normal in the morning.
          Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere

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          • #6
            Originally posted by L-1 View Post
            Sully,

            We are all just having a very bad group nightmare. Have a wee nip, go back to sleep and hopefully everything will have returned to normal in the morning.
            a little bird whispered in my ear that it might be better in the morning
            Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

            My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
              a little bird whispered in my ear that it might be better in the morning
              Yeah, me too. I'd bet ten bucks on it.

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              • #8
                The Wizard of O.Com

                Sully
                'There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place....'

                EmmaPeal
                Wake up, honey.

                Sully
                There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....

                EmmaPeel
                Sully. Sully, dear, It's Aunt Em, darling.

                Sully
                Oh, Auntie Em, it's you!

                EmmaPeel
                Yes, darling.

                L-1
                Hello, there! Anybody home? I - just dropped by because I heard Sully got caught in the big - Well - he seems all right now.

                Iowa
                Yes. He got quite a bump on the head. We kind of thought there for a minute he was gonna leave us.

                L-1
                Oh.

                Sully
                But I did leave you, Iowa. That's just the trouble. And I tried to get back for days and days.

                EmmaPeel
                There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.

                Sully
                No.

                The Tick
                Sure. Remember me, your old pal, The Tick?

                Sully
                Oh.

                Michigan
                And me, Michigan?

                Langford PR
                You couldn't forget my face, could you?

                Sully
                No. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you - and you - and you - and you were there.

                L-1
                Oh!

                Sully
                But you couldn't have been, could you?

                EmmaPeel
                Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we -

                Sully
                No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice. There was this horrible website. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent me home.
                Doesn't anybody believe me?

                Iowa
                Of course we believe you, Sully.

                Sully
                Oh, but anyway, Trigger, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
                And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!
                And - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!!
                Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by L-1 View Post
                  Sully
                  'There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place....'

                  EmmaPeal
                  Wake up, honey.

                  Sully
                  There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....

                  EmmaPeel
                  Sully. Sully, dear, It's Aunt Em, darling.

                  Sully
                  Oh, Auntie Em, it's you!

                  EmmaPeel
                  Yes, darling.

                  L-1
                  Hello, there! Anybody home? I - just dropped by because I heard Sully got caught in the big - Well - he seems all right now.

                  Iowa
                  Yes. He got quite a bump on the head. We kind of thought there for a minute he was gonna leave us.

                  L-1
                  Oh.

                  Sully
                  But I did leave you, Iowa. That's just the trouble. And I tried to get back for days and days.

                  EmmaPeel
                  There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.

                  Sully
                  No.

                  The Tick
                  Sure. Remember me, your old pal, The Tick?

                  Sully
                  Oh.

                  Michigan
                  And me, Michigan?

                  Langford PR
                  You couldn't forget my face, could you?

                  Sully
                  No. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you - and you - and you - and you were there.

                  L-1
                  Oh!

                  Sully
                  But you couldn't have been, could you?

                  EmmaPeel
                  Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we -

                  Sully
                  No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice. There was this horrible website. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent me home.
                  Doesn't anybody believe me?

                  Iowa
                  Of course we believe you, Sully.

                  Sully
                  Oh, but anyway, Trigger, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
                  And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!
                  And - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!!
                  LMFAO. That is outstanding, L-1. Priceless.

                  Now you know...L1's gotta be one of those people you wanna be in the boat with if the boat starts sinking. For some people, adversity brings out the best in 'em. They just RISE to da' occasion. Comedy is in full bloom.

                  Dat was good.....dat was REAL good, L-1. (Holy sheet, I'm starting to talk like Sully.)

                  Maybe we need more system crashes around here....

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                  • #10
                    L-1, can you keep going??? Dis is like getting addicted to Mad Men or Walking Dead.....we wants more MORE

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                    • #11
                      I'd love to continue, but that particular scene from the Wizard of Oz is the closest I could equate the situation to given the nature of Sully's initial post that started this thread.

                      Actually, I played Sully out of character. He doesn't belong in the Wizard of Oz. Picture a modern day version of the movie Harvey, with Sully playing Elwood Dowd, but instead of having an invisible six foot rabbit named Harvey as a friend, he has an invisible horse named Trigger.

                      Once you get that set in your mind, it all comes together. Just keep silently chanting in your mind, "He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up."

                      Going too far is half the pleasure of not getting anywhere

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                      • #12
                        LOL, will do L-1. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if not riled up. He's harmless if......

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by L-1 View Post
                          Sully
                          'There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place....'

                          EmmaPeal
                          Wake up, honey.

                          Sully
                          There's no place like home. There's no place like home. No place.....

                          EmmaPeel
                          Sully. Sully, dear, It's Aunt Em, darling.

                          Sully
                          Oh, Auntie Em, it's you!

                          EmmaPeel
                          Yes, darling.

                          L-1
                          Hello, there! Anybody home? I - just dropped by because I heard Sully got caught in the big - Well - he seems all right now.

                          Iowa
                          Yes. He got quite a bump on the head. We kind of thought there for a minute he was gonna leave us.

                          L-1
                          Oh.

                          Sully
                          But I did leave you, Iowa. That's just the trouble. And I tried to get back for days and days.

                          EmmaPeel
                          There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.

                          Sully
                          No.

                          The Tick
                          Sure. Remember me, your old pal, The Tick?

                          Sully
                          Oh.

                          Michigan
                          And me, Michigan?

                          Langford PR
                          You couldn't forget my face, could you?

                          Sully
                          No. But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you - and you - and you - and you were there.

                          L-1
                          Oh!

                          Sully
                          But you couldn't have been, could you?

                          EmmaPeel
                          Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we -

                          Sully
                          No, Aunt Em, this was a real, truly live place. And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice. There was this horrible website. But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, 'I want to go home!' And they sent me home.
                          Doesn't anybody believe me?

                          Iowa
                          Of course we believe you, Sully.

                          Sully
                          Oh, but anyway, Trigger, we're home! Home! And this is my room - and you're all here!
                          And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all!
                          And - Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!!
                          Sully (continuing): Home is great, but WTF remodeled it?
                          I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by GoldBadge View Post
                            Sully (continuing): Home is great, but WTF remodeled it?
                            Ahhhh, that was good, GB. U know what they need to add? They need to add some technology that can detect how hard someone laughs when reading a post. (Hell, we're a fricken surveillance state as it is, why not add THAT.)

                            Now put O.com programmers to work on THAT and they'd have a gold mine. Copyright it and then Google, FB, Twitter, etc. would pay lots of royalties for it......

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                              Ahhhh, that was good, GB. U know what they need to add? They need to add some technology that can detect how hard someone laughs when reading a post. (Hell, we're a fricken surveillance state as it is, why not add THAT.)

                              Now put O.com programmers to work on THAT and they'd have a gold mine. Copyright it and then Google, FB, Twitter, etc. would pay lots of royalties for it......
                              Patented already by Sony. Google has a "pay-per-gaze" patent.
                              “You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” ― Winston Churchill

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