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    I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

    I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

    So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

    Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

    An telum I luvum..
    September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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    Oh H E L L

    I thought this was about him being SNIPED
    Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

    My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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    • #3
      I have been SNIPED at before, but being SNIPPED scared me more.
      September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
        Oh H E L L

        I thought this was about him being SNIPED
        That was painful.....
        September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by So Fla Cop View Post
          I have been SNIPED at before, but being SNIPPED scared me more.
          for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

          You knew what I meant
          Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

          My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
            for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

            You knew what I meant
            Yes sir I did. Just kidding.
            September 11, 2001 - All gave some, some gave all. Never forget -- Never forgive.......... RIP Brothers and Sisters.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Iowa #1603 View Post
              for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

              You knew what I meant
              Yeah I thought he was talking about becoming a gelding too. Easy way to calm down a high strung stallion.
              In God We Trust
              Everyone else we run local and NCIC

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              • #8
                Originally posted by So Fla Cop View Post
                I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

                I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

                So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

                Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

                An telum I luvum..
                So Fla Cop, you're making me chuckle. Hope you get a chance to throttle back and take a load off soon, Sir.

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                • #9
                  I have found that Seagram's sweet tea vodka will knock my on my keester right quick. Dat and the glorious fireball. All hail the fireball!!

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                  • #10
                    Seagrams sweat tea vodka? I shall be looking for that in the store this week!

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                    • #11
                      Well played, sir. Well played indeed!

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                      • #12
                        Can't stand sweet. Give me an angry scottsman like Laphroaig 18.
                        Stupid has no color or race, everyone can participate.

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                        • #13
                          Great idea! I think I am going to head on over to my liquor cabinet right now. Oh, darn. I forgot - I don't have anything in there. I ALWAYS finish what I start.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by So Fla Cop View Post
                              I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

                              I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

                              So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

                              Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

                              An telum I luvum..








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