My doctor fixed me

[So Fla Cop]

I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..

[Iowa #1603]

Oh H E L L

I thought this was about him being SNIPED

[So Fla Cop]

I have been SNIPED at before, but being SNIPPED scared me more.

[So Fla Cop]

Oh H E L L

I thought this was about him being SNIPED

That was painful.....

[Iowa #1603]

I have been SNIPED at before, but being SNIPPED scared me more.

for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

You knew what I meant

[So Fla Cop]

for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

You knew what I meant

Yes sir I did. Just kidding.

[Lady Blue]

for some reason auto correct liked sniped instead of snipped..................oh well

You knew what I meant

Yeah I thought he was talking about becoming a gelding too. Easy way to calm down a high strung stallion.

[EmmaPeel]

I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..

So Fla Cop, you're making me chuckle. Hope you get a chance to throttle back and take a load off soon, Sir.

[mookster]

I have found that Seagram's sweet tea vodka will knock my on my keester right quick. Dat and the glorious fireball. All hail the fireball!!

[Rettroop]

Seagrams sweat tea vodka? I shall be looking for that in the store this week!

[JustAJ]

Well played, sir. Well played indeed!

[IAM Rand]

Can't stand sweet. Give me an angry scottsman like Laphroaig 18.

[Popps]

Great idea! I think I am going to head on over to my liquor cabinet right now. Oh, darn. I forgot - I don't have anything in there. I ALWAYS finish what I start.

[swat_op506]

Doctor fixed me up too:

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[asullivan]

I went to see my doctor today. I was having problems having any calm in my life, so he suggested that I always finish things that I start. And that would restore a little calm in my life.....

I then looked around my house to find all the things that I started and never found time to finish....

So I finished a half bottle of Merlot, A fifth of Jack Daniels, A bodie of Baileys, A butie of Wum, Tha mainder of Valiuminun ccriptions ans a box of chhociutz, ,Yu has no idr how fabius I feel rite now.....

Tell this toall ur frenz who need inner pease.

An telum I luvum..

inner peAse for all peep'z, We'z all'z lUv'z yaz' too'z SFCoppaz'

I thought I was coming on this thread to learn that they found the cure for Stupidity.

Me'z FIRST!!!, me'z First I demand'z!!!! I wanna' get'z un-stupid'z first!!

Instead I learned that "asullivan" appears to be your alter ego when you are intoxicated after comparing writing styles.

'pear'z???? 'pear'z?????















Sire Officer da' Tick'z.... I don't got'z no "ego", on or off an "alter" thiNgy..












Docta', docta' gemmie da' new'z!!.

I need sum rhythm and blue'z!