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    Today I was beaten up by a woman... I was in the elevator when this lady (above) got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said,
    "Would you please press 1?"

    So I did....................... and I don't remember much afterwards.

    They tell me my injuries will heal in time. I guess it’s true “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished”.
    Last edited by sanitizer; 05-04-2014, 05:37 PM.

  • #2
    Tell me you got the CCTV footage.

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    • #3
      wonder how bad it would have been if she would have said press 2 Please

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      • #4
        Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
        Tell me you got the CCTV footage.
        Yes I do, no I will not share it with you.

        Why? Because you suggested my photo of an unnamed agency’s “nose target” firing range appeared to be the rear of someone who squatted on spurs making reference to my signature line quote.



        Originally posted by sanitizer
        Iowa I don’t think you’re taking “Shoot Center Nose” serious enough.

        Below is a photo of an unnamed Illinois agency’s firing range.

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        • #5
          Hey, you did what she asked. I don't see the problem here. Who wouldn't love an invitation to play with those babies? Did you maybe press the wrong one?

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          • #6
            See - you always need to ask the calrifying question with some women. Before pressing one, you should have asked "Which one?"

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            • #7
              I would sue for pain and suffering but settle out of court for a selfie with the twins.

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              • #8
                Just how many times did you press "one"?
                I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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                • #9
                  When she asked me to "press one" I thought for sure I was going down with her.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rudy8116 View Post
                    Just how many times did you press "one"?
                    Having OCD, I do everything in 3's.

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                    • #11
                      The word "bronsky" comes to mind ...
                      I’ll die with blue in my veins.

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                      • #12
                        She is just one mean looking BITCH. Who as known respect for anyone, Let the LEO"S.
                        There are certain crimes that are simply too cruel, too sadistic, too hideous to be forgiven.”
                        ― John E. Douglas, Journey Into Darkness.

                        6 Things you don't mess with.
                        MY FAITH

                        MY FAMILY

                        MY FLAG

                        MY COUNTRY

                        MY HONOR AND THE THIN BLUE LINE

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by steve354 View Post
                          She is just one mean looking BITCH. Who as known respect for anyone, Let the LEO"S.
                          Yep. You can see it in her eyes. I just looked again, sure enough...she does have eyes!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by TheTick
                            And her performing name is?




                            She Hopp'ins ta' be one O' ma' several concubines Sire Da'Tick'z....


                            And her name hopp'inz ta' be lick-me errrrrr, I mean Linda!

                            Now all ya' pervert'z get lost!!!






                            Ya' too'z Officer Sani!!!
                            Originally posted by mookster
                            Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
                            Originally posted by CityCopDC
                            I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
                            Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
                            I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
                            -Frank




                            Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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