Retired LEO assaulted in elevator.

[BTDT2]

Today I was beaten up by a woman... I was in the elevator when this lady (above) got in. I was staring at her boobs, when she said,
"Would you please press 1?"

So I did....................... and I don't remember much afterwards.

They tell me my injuries will heal in time. I guess it’s true “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished”.

[CaptainKangaroo5691]

Tell me you got the CCTV footage.

[jdthor]

wonder how bad it would have been if she would have said press 2 Please

[BTDT2]

Tell me you got the CCTV footage.

Yes I do, no I will not share it with you.

Why? Because you suggested my photo of an unnamed agency’s “nose target” firing range appeared to be the rear of someone who squatted on spurs making reference to my signature line quote.

Iowa I don’t think you’re taking “Shoot Center Nose” serious enough.

Below is a photo of an unnamed Illinois agency’s firing range.

[Popps]

Hey, you did what she asked. I don't see the problem here. Who wouldn't love an invitation to play with those babies? Did you maybe press the wrong one?

[JustAJ]

See - you always need to ask the calrifying question with some women. Before pressing one, you should have asked "Which one?"

[JasperST]

I would sue for pain and suffering but settle out of court for a selfie with the twins.

[Rudy8116]

Just how many times did you press "one"?

[BTDT2]

When she asked me to "press one" I thought for sure I was going down with her.

[BTDT2]

Just how many times did you press "one"?

Having OCD, I do everything in 3's.

[GoldBadge]

The word "bronsky" comes to mind ...

[steve354]

She is just one mean looking BITCH. Who as known respect for anyone, Let the LEO"S.

[JasperST]

She is just one mean looking BITCH. Who as known respect for anyone, Let the LEO"S.

Yep. You can see it in her eyes. I just looked again, sure enough...she does have eyes!

[asullivan]

And her performing name is?

She Hopp'ins ta' be one O' ma' several concubines Sire Da'Tick'z....


And her name hopp'inz ta' be lick-me errrrrr, I mean Linda!

Now all ya' pervert'z get lost!!!






Ya' too'z Officer Sani!!!