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  • #2
    Sarge, is it true that by 2016 all major metropolitan stations in the U.S. will have Diane Kruger lookalikes to perform this 'test'?

    Might be time to immigrate.
    Last edited by CaptainKangaroo5691; 01-12-2014, 04:09 PM.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
      Sarge, is it true that by 2016 all major metropolitan stations in the U.S. will have Diane Kruger lookalikes to perform this 'test'?

      Might be time to immigrate.
      With Diane lookalikes, I anticipate a outbreak of Munchausen Syndrome.
      Last edited by BTDT2; 01-12-2014, 04:18 PM.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
        yes
        Sorry, I forgot. I hear Megan will be in all Los Angeles stations by 2017. Chin up.

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        • #5
          Sent to all my police friends. Thanks!
          “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
          ― Edmund Burke

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          • #6
            Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
            Sorry, I forgot. I hear Megan will be in all Los Angeles stations by 2017. Chin up.


            Capt. K, being you have expertise in these matters, do think I'm too old to enroll in a parochial school or education ministry maintained by the Church?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
              Capt. K, being you have expertise in these matters, do think I'm too old to enroll in a parochial school or education ministry maintained by the Church?
              No, just explain that you're the second cousin of Benjamin Button.


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              • #8
                Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
                No, just explain that you're the second cousin of Benjamin Button.


                Thanks for the "Benny B" heads up.

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                • #9
                  The main LEO medical provider in my area is Group Health. I will advise all my female classmates to decline all upcoming Group Health clinical rotations
                  "You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." -Christopher Robin.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lilyWA View Post
                    The main LEO medical provider in my area is Group Health. I will advise all my female classmates to decline all upcoming Group Health clinical rotations
                    I thought this was how Group Death saved money....by doing mammograms for staff by hand while checking patients' bp...
                    This Space For Rent

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                    • #11
                      I rather have a nurse check my blood pressure than Internal affairs check my prostate.
                      Last edited by BTDT2; 01-14-2014, 10:00 AM.

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                      • #12
                        Hmmmm. I could get into preventative medicine if it is going to be more like the op.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by kermit315 View Post
                          Hmmmm. I could get into preventative medicine if it is going to be more like the op.
                          So would I. If only my local nurses didn't look like this

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by kermit315 View Post
                            Hmmmm. I could get into preventative medicine if it is going to be more like the op.

                            Originally posted by CaptainKangaroo5691 View Post
                            So would I. If only my local nurses didn't look like this



                            Just drink enough alcohol until she looks like this:
                            Last edited by BTDT2; 01-14-2014, 11:30 AM.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by sanitizer View Post
                              Just drink enough alcohol until she looks like this:
                              THAT level of beer goggle-ness would require an IV drip.

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