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  • 23 Adult Truths

    1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.

    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

    13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay.

    17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

    18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

    20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed,
    first time, every time.

    23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
    yeah!

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    19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?



    Yep, that one got me.

    I give it one "what?" otherwise I just don't give a f' what you have to say, you jackwagon.
    Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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    • #3
      I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.


      love this....
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      • #4
        hmmmm.....this list has made it from the screen to under the macaroni noodle magnet on the fridge. though, i dont think the mrs. digs it as much as i do.

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        • #5
          24. The most important job of a best friend is to clear your internet browser history if you die.

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          • #6
            Should just have it clear on exit, much safer that way
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            • #7
              LOL My Chief sent this out in a department email
              Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

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              • #8
                11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
                Yep, I had a bunch of that happenin' on Friday. In the morning, somebody else mentioned they thought the day was going to be "a wash," but they stuck around until 15:00. I couldn't leave until everyone else left.
                --
                Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?"

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                • #9
                  Those are some funny and accurate items, #18 in particular at this particular moment in time...
                  I got nothing for now

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                  • #10
                    Number 2 just happened to me-lol it does stuck
                    MDRDEP:

                    There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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                    • #11
                      I love #4.... A sarcasm font is greatly needed!!!
                      I'm not small, I'm fun sized....

                      You're the reason I have Pistanthrophobia.

                      Where's my EFF You Font on my computer?

                      Скажите мне другая история...

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