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  • Best Man Speech

    My buddy and I are graduating from the academy the same day of his wedding. For the best man speech I'd like to come up with a funny list of advice for the newlyweds now that he's going to be a cop. Who's got some suggestions?

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    Never argue with your clothes on. If you are out and about to fight, you have to wait until you're home and undressed. By then you hopefully have forgotten what the trouble was about.




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    • #3
      http://www.easyweddingtoasts.com/bes...es-toasts.html
      Last edited by needguidance; 06-05-2011, 05:59 PM.




      World_So_Cold

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      • #4
        Originally posted by needguidance View Post
        Never argue with your clothes on. If you are out and about to fight, you have to wait until you're home and undressed. By then you hopefully have forgotten what the trouble was about.
        Umm, have you ever been married, NG, LOL? J/K

        NG gave you a good link there though

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        • #5
          Yes EP...divorced. He didn't look good naked..LOL.




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          • #6
            Originally posted by needguidance View Post
            Yes EP...divorced. He didn't look good naked..LOL.
            LMAO, ROFL.....yea, I couldn't make it past the 10 yr mark either, lol....hey at least I beat the 7 yr. average.

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            • #7
              Oh, and Das N....you probably wouldn't want us divorced wimmins to send you the really good ones, huh?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by EmmaPeel View Post
                Oh, and Das N....you probably wouldn't want us divorced wimmins to send you the really good ones, huh?
                Yeah..it's all a punch a sheeaooot anyways! If they aren't friends, it won't last. BUT..that has nothin' to do with your speech. Have fun with it!

                EP..good job! Longer than me!




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                • #9
                  http://www.break.com/index/funniest-...eech-ever.html

                  Epic

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                  • #10
                    Remind them of the hallway sex they will be having in 20 short years.
                    This show is awesome, wrapped in supercool and smothered in bitchin. The only way it could be cooler is if he was riding a unicorn or something.

                    M-11

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