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    POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF

    An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with
    normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are
    you doing mentally and emotionally ? Are you at peace with God ?'

    George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so
    he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
    bathroom, poof ! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof ! the light goes
    off.'

    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the
    doctor calls George's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine ! But
    I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
    true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the
    bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off ?'

    'Oh my God !' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again !'
    There are certain crimes that are simply too cruel, too sadistic, too hideous to be forgiven.”
    ― John E. Douglas, Journey Into Darkness.

    6 Things you don't mess with.
    MY FAITH

    MY FAMILY

    MY FLAG

    MY COUNTRY

    MY HONOR AND THE THIN BLUE LINE

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    LOL that is cool.
    Budda sat in front of a wall and when he stood up he was enlightened. I sat in front of a wall and when I stood up the wall was enlightened.


    We forge our skills in the fire of our will.

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