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  • CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'

    Fox News

    Are you prepared for the impending zombie invasion?

    That's the question posed by the Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention in a Monday blog posting gruesomely titled, "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." And while it's no joke, CDC officials say it's all about emergency preparation.

    "There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

    The post, written by Assistant Surgeon General Ali Khan, instructs readers how to prepare for "flesh-eating zombies" much like how they appeared in Hollywood hits like "Night of the Living Dead" and video games like Resident Evil. Perhaps surprisingly, the same steps you'd take in preparation for an onslaught of ravenous monsters are similar to those suggested in advance of a hurricane or pandemic.

    "First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house," the posting continues. "This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored)."

    Other items to be stashed in such a kit include medications, duct tape, a battery-powered radio, clothes, copies of important documents and first aid supplies.

    "Once you've made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan," the posting continues. "This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake or other emergency."

    The idea behind the campaign stemmed from concerns of radiation fears following the earthquake and tsunami that rocked Japan in March. CDC spokesman Dave Daigle told FoxNews.com that someone had asked CDC officials if zombies would be a concern due to radiation fears in Japan and traffic spiked following that mention.

    "It's kind of a tongue-in-cheek campaign," Daigle said Wednesday. "We were talking about hurricane preparedness and someone bemoaned that we kept putting out the same messages."

    While metrics for the post are not yet available, Daigle said it has become the most popular CDC blog entry in just two days.

    "People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."

    http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmat...ie-apocalypse/
    Well what ya know this **** IS, for real.
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

  • #2
    Yup, my zombie apocalypse kit is just about finished....I could still use about 10K more rounds of varying caliber though....
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    Originally posted by Smurfette
    Lord have mercy. You're about as slick as the business side of duct tape.
    Originally posted by DAL
    You are without doubt a void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by FJDave View Post
      Yup, my zombie apocalypse kit is just about finished....I could still use about 10K more rounds of varying caliber though....
      They never tell you to stock up firearms and ammunition and it's funny they call it a refugee camp instead of a FEMA camp. It's all a conspiracy.

      Anyways I thought the zombies was another word for liberals? Liberals scare me.

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      • #4
        oops... need to go check my rations.. i think my spam is set to expire soon

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        • #5
          Huh, well Zombieland rule number one is "Cardio", So I guess I should go for a run or a bike ride I guess...
          -"If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my children will have peace." - Thomas Paine

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          • #6
            Get a fishing trawler
            Sail to deserted and uncharted island
            ????
            profit.
            Life is what you make of it

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            • #7
              Assistant Surgeon General = Public Health Service Rear Admiral http://www.cdc.gov/media/subtopic/sme/khan.htm
              My service is always out front on things like zombies! (Ali is a hoot! I'm not surprised he was behind this.)
              "Son, you are a walkin' violation of the laws of nature...But we don't enforce them laws."

              I am just a country boy tryin' to make some sense
              But I'd like to ask the Congress, I'd like to ask the President
              "Can ya tell me where all the money went?"
              We might not be broke but we're badly bent!


              The Tractors -- "Badly Bent" from the album Owner's Manual

              "Common sense. So rare, it should be a super power." Exodus 259

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              • #8


                Google the University of Florida Zombie plan!!!!! Written like a real NIMS type document... fun stuff...
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by jannino View Post
                  i think my spam is set to expire soon
                  How could that be? I thought Spam can outlast anything in this planet.

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