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  • #76
    I'm so awesome I've let your A+ team along with the original A-Team exist
    He once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds.

    He once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like.

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    • #77
      Im so awesome, I can turn the F troop INTO the A+ team.
      I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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      • #78
        I'm so awesome that I've figured out Howling Mad Murdock and Sully are one and the same.

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        • #79
          When I walk outside, the sun puts on "theINTERN" screen.
          Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand...

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          • #80
            HA! That's nothing.

            (. Y .)

            Carry on.
            NRA Life Member

            The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. - Sir Robert Peel

            Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

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            • #81
              I tell Rocky about my boxing stories.
              Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand...

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Sgt. Slaughter View Post
                HA! That's nothing.

                (. Y .)

                Carry on.
                Why would you say you're a boob?
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                Originally posted by Smurfette
                Lord have mercy. You're about as slick as the business side of duct tape.
                Originally posted by DAL
                You are without doubt a void surrounded by a sphincter muscle.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Chaplain Keppy View Post
                  Ah, you're all a bunch of light-weights!

                  I routinely lift up all of humanity in prayer.

                  True story!
                  Nobody can beat this - WE HAVE A WINNER!

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by FJDave View Post
                    Why would you say you're a boob?
                    Oh, I don't.

                    Figured it was the only pair we could see without getting the thread shut down.

                    Had a girl show me her bracelet yesterday that said "I heart boobies" on it. I smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
                    NRA Life Member

                    The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. - Sir Robert Peel

                    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

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                    • #85
                      I drowned a great white shark that tried to attack me.

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                      • #86
                        I am so awesome that I do not use a surf board to surf, I find great white sharks and use them as surf boards.
                        Budda sat in front of a wall and when he stood up he was enlightened. I sat in front of a wall and when I stood up the wall was enlightened.


                        We forge our skills in the fire of our will.

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                        • #87
                          NRA Life Member

                          The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence. - Sir Robert Peel

                          Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Jiu-Jitsu Cop View Post
                            I am so awesome that I do not use a surf board to surf, I find great white sharks and use them as surf boards.
                            Let me guess, you wore the shark?
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                            "Po Po coming through!" all rights reserved DJS



                            'Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?'

                            http://www.snipercompany.com/

                            M16/AR15/M4 Armorer

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                            • #89
                              Jwise asked me for advice about AR-15's... Ok not really, sorry Jwise

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Jiu-Jitsu Cop View Post
                                I am so awesome that I do not use a surf board to surf, I find great white sharks and use them as surf boards.
                                I've been waiting a while to use this pic, thank you for giving me the opportunity.

                                I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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