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  • Bearcats collection of Bin Laden Jokes

    Newest cocktail. The Osama--Two shots and a splash of water

    Somewhere tonight a goat sleeps alone

    Elton John to release new song in tribute to UBL, titled "Sandals in the Bin".

    Did you see the SEALs that took out Osama? Neither did he.

    What has more brains than Bin Laden? The wall behind him

    Who's there? Tap tap

    What's the Navy SEALs favorite rock group? Third Eye Blind

    What was the last thing that went through OBL's mind? 77 grains of justice...

    Be careful joining that SEAL Team. You'll put an eye out....

    Some from around the late show circuit:

    "There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans." —David Letterman

    "After all the talk about caves, bin Laden was hiding in a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan. The CIA became suspicious when they learned there was a million-dollar mansion in Pakistan." —Jimmy Kimmel

    "The news of bin Laden's death interrupted this week's episode of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' Which begs the question, how do we kill bin Laden again next Sunday?" —Conan O'Brien

    "How about those Navy SEALS? We're getting our money's worth there. They broke into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and fired a warning shot into his head." —David Letterman



    Letterman Top 10 Things OBL said before he got whacked:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsQAXIyzzk

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    That's Great - Thanks for posting.
    MDRDEP:

    There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots.

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      • #4
        Don't quit your day job
        It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

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            Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?"

            A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Bearcat357 View Post
              Q: "What color were Osama's eyes?"

              A: "Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way."
              That was original!

              Sincerely,
              Christa McAuliff
              This Space For Rent

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Pogue Mahone View Post
                That was original!

                Sincerely,
                Christa McAuliff
                A. You spelled her name wrong....

                B. You should be kicked in the head for insulting and comparing an American Hero to OBL......

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                • #9
                  Ticked me off! All the convenience stores in town were closed last week. Signs said due to "a death in the family"
                  sigpic
                  Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                  And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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                  • #10
                    ^^^ hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    The only thing I hear when you say anything is "blah blah blah I'm a dirty whore".

                    Originally posted by Michigan
                    I don't want to sound gay...

                    But I'd do him.
                    Do you like airplanes and aviation??JOIN http://forums.officer.com/forums/group.php?groupid=20

                    My goal is to have the longest most annoying signature line ever.

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                    • #11
                      Thanks for making me smile again!

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                      • #12
                        Lol bearcat! Maholo for the jokes!

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                          I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Bearcat357 View Post
                            A. You spelled her name wrong....

                            B. You should be kicked in the head for insulting and comparing an American Hero to OBL......
                            i wasn't comparing the two....I was simply noting how old your joke was.

                            Sheesh....lighten up, Francis.
                            This Space For Rent

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                              Actually the air force is claiming they got him.

                              Pete Malloy, "The only thing black and white about this job is the car."

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