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    Description of a flashlight I was looking at.


    Now you can still do work at night, you own one of this Headlamp! This amazing Ultra Bright LED Headlamp allows you work hands free under even the darkest conditions. It is widely used for patrolling, hunting and arresting, fishing, camping, inspecting, securing, as well as light shooting. Enough to temporarily blind and disorient person by impairing his night-adapted vision. You will never missed in the darkness!

    I wonder what heavy shooting is.
    Pete Malloy, "The only thing black and white about this job is the car."

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    My brother lived in Shanghai for two years as part of a work assignment. He was amazed that in China there is no such thing as pedestrian right of way.

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    • #3
      ah, that's funny. This place has much more similar humor: http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/

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        My "W" button has never gotten such a workout.
        Originally posted by OneAdam12 View Post
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        Description of a flashlight I was looking at.


        Now yu can still du work at night, you own one of dis Headlamp! This amazing Ultwa Brwite LED Headwamp awows you work hands fwee under even the dawkest conditions. It is widely used for patrowing, hunting and awesting, fishing, camping, inspecting, secuwing, as well as wight shooting. Enough to tempowawily bwind and disowient person by impaiwing his night-adapted vision. You will never missed in the darkness!

        I wonder what heavy shooting is.
        I yell "PIKACHU" before I tase someone.

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          I am sure the comment on light shooting is referring to "Shinning" or at least it is what we used to call it when I was young. Since I never did it, I was told it was using a spot light in order to hunt deer or other game at night.
          Budda sat in front of a wall and when he stood up he was enlightened. I sat in front of a wall and when I stood up the wall was enlightened.


          We forge our skills in the fire of our will.

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