Trooper.......

[texaschickeee]

Thought you might like this!

[1042 Trooper]

Indeed. You always remember me when you find these.

Good stuff. Thanks Tex!

[texaschickeee]

you know I feel the same way.
I just can't believe that I forgot your 1042 in front of.....Troop

[Russrad25]

***like***

[SkepticAlways]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb *** put her up there to begin with!"

[1042 Trooper]

But at least she loves her country, has never apologized for it, is proud to prove she was born in it, honestly follows the lessons of Jesus Christ instead of lying about it, isn't secret friends with terrorists, corrupt labor leaders and radicals, and, those who support her, do so knowing why, instead of blindly being followers and having no discernable reason for doing so. Further, he has actually held and fired firearms, she knows there are only 50 states, knows the "p" in Corpsman is silent, loves cops, loves soldiers, says the same thing each time, no matter who is in the audience and finally, if she found herself on that fence post, she would know how she felt about it - instead of having to ask two dozen "handlers" how she feels and have to load it in a teleprompter first before she spoke.l

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb *** put her up there to begin with!"

[That Guy]

Most dumb people never apologize because they think they are right...

[oneoldcop]

But at least she loves her country, has never apologized for it, is proud to prove she was born in it, honestly follows the lessons of Jesus Christ instead of lying about it, isn't secret friends with terrorists, corrupt labor leaders and radicals, and, those who support her, do so knowing why, instead of blindly being followers and having no discernable reason for doing so. Further, he has actually held and fired firearms, she knows there are only 50 states, knows the "p" in Corpsman is silent, loves cops, loves soldiers, says the same thing each time, no matter who is in the audience and finally, if she found herself on that fence post, she would know how she felt about it - instead of having to ask two dozen "handlers" how she feels and have to load it in a teleprompter first before she spoke.l

And that sir deserves a standing ovation!!!

[SkepticAlways]

But at least she loves her country, has never aPologized foR it, is prOud to prove she was born in it, honestly Follows the lessOns of JesUs Christ iNstead of lying about it, isn't secret frienDs with terrorists, corrupt Labor leaders and radicals, and, those who support her, do so knowing why, instead of blindlY being followerS and having no discernable reason for doing so. FurTher, he has actUally held and fired firearms, she knows there are only 50 states, knows the "P" in Corpsman is sIlent, loves cops, loves solDiers, says the same THing eAch Time, no matter who IS in the audience and finally, if she found herself on that fence Post, she would know how she felt About it - instead of having to ask two dozen "handLers" how she feels and have to load It iN a teleprompter first before she spoke.l

Clever, Trooper, very clever.

[The State]

lmao...................................

[Hokie13]

And that sir deserves a standing ovation!!!

Agreed. While I don't think she has enough experience to hold the top chair or the Vice Presidency, she is the most transparent and honest politicians I have ever seen and she gets my respect for that.

[GreenZone09]