My Mom is Satan

[Apexer]

Gotta love these little blurbs that pop up on MSN.com

Cops: Pa. man said 'my mom is Satan' during attack
By The Associated Press

Friday, March 18, 2011 at 1:03 p.m.

Authorities say a Pennsylvania driver rammed into another car three times, punched the other motorist and yelled "my mom is Satan."

Police say the suspect also had his dog bite the victim and accused the man of being on heroin.

State police say it's likely that the suspect, 21-year-old Michael Miller-Leibowitz of Alburtis, was under the influence during the encounter about 2:45 a.m. Thursday in Upper Milford Township.

Police say they twice used stun guns and pepper spray to arrest Miller-Leibowitz. He's been jailed on charges including assault and driving under the influence. Online court records don't list an attorney for him.

Hey, maybe the cops on this forum or even the civilians can tell some funny stories about on the job stuff or what they happened to witness. I got a good chuckle out of this story.

[Michigan]

As far as crazy religous people go:


A black lady yelling at me that I was "black Jesus" (I'm a white guy). She was yelling it like it was a bad thing, so I told her I was "white Jesus".... it worked. Come to find out she thought she was white and "hated black people, especially black Jesus's". I didn't bother telling her that she was an old black lady.

I love the crazies. : )

[Apexer]

As far as crazy religous people go:


A black lady yelling at me that I was "black Jesus" (I'm a white guy). She was yelling it like it was a bad thing, so I told her I was "white Jesus".... it worked. Come to find out she thought she was white and "hated black people, especially black Jesus's". I didn't bother telling her that she was an old black lady.

I love the crazies. : )

LOL that is pretty hilarious.

That reminds me of a time during one of the ride-a-longs I was on. I was with a Supervising Sgt. for the ride-a-long and we got a call for some intoxicated knucklehead that tried to break into a storage unit lot. We get to the scene and there's already 8 cops on this guy holding him down and putting him in a full body restraint. I was told to stand back a ways "just in case" since I was a rider.

So, I'm standing and watching and then out of NO where the suspect looks at me and yells, "CLIFFORD! CLIFFORD YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME!!"

At that moment all 9 cops stop and look up at me and everyone stopped talking. I was so shocked by the whole thing the only thing I kept saying was, "My name is Bill. My name is Bill....." It was definitely a laughable occasion after they got the guy in the car and all the cops had a good laugh at my expense but, at the time it happened it was definitely NOT very funny to me. Although the Sgt. I was with couldn't stop laughing about it for the rest of the ride-a-long.....

[DCH]

People who used to say unknown forces of the world are keeping them from paying their traffic citations, and that the DMV are out to take their car.

[Seventy2002]

I met a fellow who said he owned China. He got flustered when I asked how the rice crop was doing. We used to get crime tips from Agent 745 of the World Police Force. There was the fellow who'd complain about the noisy train passing his house, years after the tracks had been torn up. He was also convinced Russian satellites were watching him and painted "F*@# you, Ivan" on his roof.

[OneAdam12]

A Viet Nam vet who fried his brain on every controlled substance and pills in the PDR stood on the corner of Main and 4th about an hour a day arguing with himself in two distinct personalities. One very aggressive and foul mouthed and the other very meek and mild. Rain or shine 107 to -20 didn't matter. He lived in the downtown area, never got into trouble but was nucking futs.

[Trauma1]

There are so many!

We have one older guy that will wander in on occasion when he runs out of his meds. He gets past security every single time and hides out. He'll then randomly walk into the cubicles, pull the curtains around himself, whip the curtain off and then yell, Boo! to the unsuspecting patient. He's gotten a couple of good screams for his antics. We hear the screams and say, Ralph is back.

or

The 6' 7" 350+ lb body builder wrestler type that takes a dusting and gets brought to us in full blown paranoia. It took 12 mg of Haldol (that's a lot!) and 5 of Ativan (also a lot) to quite him down. We still talk about how he stood the stretcher up, still straped to it and began to walk across the trauma bay.

[ARSONCOP]

^^^^^ 12MG of Haldol...!!!!! WOW. Thats enough to put a Horse to sleep isn't it..? I bet you get some good stories in the ER.

[asullivan]

^^^^^ 12MG of Haldol...!!!!! WOW. Thats enough to put a Horse to sleep isn't it..? I bet you get some good stories in the ER.

Yea officer,

all dez stories are keepers.... And I thought I was *****'in nuts....


Hey wait a minute's I is Nutts,

[asullivan]

As far as crazy religous people go:


A black lady yelling at me that I was "black Jesus" (I'm a white guy). She was yelling it like it was a bad thing, so I told her I was "white Jesus".... it worked. Come to find out she thought she was white and "hated black people, especially black Jesus's". I didn't bother telling her that she was an old black lady.

I love the crazies. : )

Poor liitle old ladie....Oh dat's a funny one Officr MI.... Ummm which part in Mich. ya was a cop @? I's lived up Traverse city way...

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