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    USMC.. Best Joke of the year
    A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious.
    On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
    We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..
    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
    "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
    Life is what you make of it

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    Not bad fer a Young'in....

    and... daz both will not go ta' hell's fer' a' ly'in....
    Originally posted by mookster
    Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
    Originally posted by CityCopDC
    I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
    Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
    I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
    -Frank




    Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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      Originally posted by asullivan View Post



      Not bad fer a Young'in....


      and... daz both will not go ta' hell's fer' a' ly'in....
      BTW: where da' hell's ya been young'in?????



      Gett'in of of dat' strange stuffy????
      Originally posted by mookster
      Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
      Originally posted by CityCopDC
      I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
      Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
      I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
      -Frank




      Old Physicists neva' die, they just hop on a horsey and fly away inta' an infinitely massive black ho ...

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        BTW: where da' hell's ya been young'in?????
        I've been here the whole time lol
        Life is what you make of it

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          Now that's FUNNY!
          Originally posted by kontemplerande
          Without Germany, you would not have won World War 2.

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