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    Here's some of my favorite random quotes I've found on the Internet today, what are some of yours?

    We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful

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    If there is a tourist season why can't we shoot them?

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    Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

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    Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.

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    I don't use 9-1-1, I use .357

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    Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

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    It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden... It's our job to arrange the meeting -USMC

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    Your just jealous because the voices talk to me

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    Strike a blow for justice: punch an attorney

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    *I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be

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    Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.

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    *CAUTION: WIDE LOAD! (your mother's in the back!)

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    I brake for no good reason

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    ****, gas, or cash nobody rides for free

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    You can build a thousand bridges, but suck one cok and youre not known as a "bridge builder"...youre known as a cok-sukker"
    -I believe that beauty is from PTLCOP and I LOVE it!

    There was one?
    - Cruiser from Stripes

    see my sig lines for further information
    "I don't go on "I'maworthlesscumdumpster.com" and post negative **** about cum dumpsters."
    The Tick

    "Are you referring to the secret headquarters of a fictional crime fighter or penal complex slang for a-$$hole, anus or rectum?"
    sanitizer

    "and we all know you are a poser and a p*ssy.... "
    Bearcat357 to Dinner Portion/buck8/long relief

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    • #3
      If dolphins are soooo smart then why do they keep getting caught in nets.
      Cartman, South Park
      Budda sat in front of a wall and when he stood up he was enlightened. I sat in front of a wall and when I stood up the wall was enlightened.


      We forge our skills in the fire of our will.

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      • #4
        Do you need a sliencer to shoot a mime?

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        • #5
          Some mornings its not worth getting up and fighting the clowns under the bed anymore.
          Sometimes, doing the right thing means p***ing off the bosses.

          "And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee."

          Originally posted by dontknowwhy
          I still think troopers and deputies who work in the middle of no where with essentially no back up are the 'men among men' of the LEO world.
          Originally posted by weinerdog2000
          as far as your social experiment, if we cant film you then you cant film us, we will arrest you for obstruction of our freedom.

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          • #6
            flguy
            We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful

            We the willing, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful
            We have done so much with so little for so long we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

            That was my sheriff's motto!
            Pete Malloy, "The only thing black and white about this job is the car."

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            • #7
              "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while."

              Charles Barkley, after blatantly elbowing
              an Angolan basketball opponent
              in the Olympics

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