Just kidding, we're not getting rid of her. But, this is what this 90 lb little $#!t did last night: I'm loading the dishwasher, she decides to stick her head in it and lick the dishes. She's so helpful
. Well, in doing this, her collar got caught on the dish rack. I see her jerking her head and say "Jasmine, stop, let me get you untangled!" Does she stop?
NOOOOO!!!
She decides to jerk WAY HARDER and ends up pulling a rack full of dishes onto the floor
. The dishes go everywhere and the rack is still caught in her collar. She then takes off to the other side of the kitchen trying to shake off the rack. My husband came to the rescue, wrestled her to the ground and freed the rack. She got banished to the basement and we had the fun job of cleaning up the mess. Well, at least she only broke a couple of plates.
Anybody else have any effed up dog stories to share? I have a feeling my family will be laughing about this incident in the near future.

NOOOOO!!!
She decides to jerk WAY HARDER and ends up pulling a rack full of dishes onto the floor

Anybody else have any effed up dog stories to share? I have a feeling my family will be laughing about this incident in the near future.
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