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    Futurelaw89
    Registered User

  • Futurelaw89
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    Everyone of these quotes are GOLDEN.

    1."It's just a f***ing june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

    2.(watching the Little League World Series) "These kids are all fat. I remember when you were in little league.... You were fat."

    3. "The dog is not bored, it's a f***ing dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*****g rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

    4. "You're like a tornado of bulls*** right now. We'll talk again after your bulls*** dies out over someone else's house."





    I couldn't stop, I read them all already Thanks for the good link TexasAggieOfc
    Futurelaw

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  • DACP
    Forum Member

  • DACP
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    "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."

    "You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bull****."

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  • TexasAggieOfc
    God Bless Texas

  • TexasAggieOfc
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    Oh, he's not my dad... close, but not quite

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  • LAChief
    Forum Member

  • LAChief
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    Your....dad....is....a...."GOD"!!!!

    Does he live in NE Texas??? I must make a pilgramage there just to bow down to him!

    Can I use his quotes?

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  • Taylor1430
    Forum Member

  • Taylor1430
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    LOL...I like this guy. Almost every one of them is a classic.

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  • willowdared
    VIP Member - Diamond

  • willowdared
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    hahahahahaha!

    "You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."

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  • Maverick1701
    Chris

  • Maverick1701
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    man that is hilarious...hilarious very true

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  • adeutch
    Forum Member

  • adeutch
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    This guy has some of the most profound words of wisdom I've ever read.

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  • Smurfette_76
    Verbal Sniper

  • Smurfette_76
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    "That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."

    ROFL...I love it!

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  • cbr600_kitty
    ~*MEOW*~

  • cbr600_kitty
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    Lol....and I thought I had a potty mouth....!!


    Eh....I wasnt amused....maybe I'll go back and read it when Im a little more awake.....

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  • SleepyCop
    The Sgt. is my b*tch!

  • SleepyCop
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    Originally posted by School Cop View Post
    You have to put the S word in place of the ****, O.com filters it out. So copy the link and then change that part.
    Ah!

    Thanks, this is the funniest thing I've read in while.

    -SC

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  • School Cop
    The .40 Dog Whisperer

  • School Cop
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    You have to put the S word in place of the ****, O.com filters it out. So copy the link and then change that part.

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  • SleepyCop
    The Sgt. is my b*tch!

  • SleepyCop
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    Your link is a no go.

    -SC

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  • School Cop
    The .40 Dog Whisperer

  • School Cop
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    I'm a big fan of this. Not that I twitter, or twit, or am a twit, or however you say it. I just bookmarked the website and read it there once a week or so. Along with peopleofwalmart, it cheers my day.

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  • ateamer
    Salty Dog

  • ateamer
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    Hilarious! I like his dad.

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