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  • Difference between german, australian and US cop

    roughly translated from german.

    How do you recognize the difference between a police officer from Germany, USA and Australia?

    Situation:
    Your are walking with your wife and your two lovely children through a dark and emty road. Suddenly an dangerous looking guy with a long knife appears to you, looking at you with sharp and evil eyes, and begins to call you vuglar profanitys.
    Then he draw his knife, runs towards you.
    You are bearing your 9mm police gun and you are an excellent shooter. You still have some seconds left until he reaches you and your family?

    How do you react?

    The German Police Officer:
    (Analysis)
    - could his knive be a cultural expression an a ritual item?
    - does he prefer to be adressed in german, english or in any other language?
    - will my reacation have any influence to my next promotion
    - is his acting, his way to express, that he pay my income with his taxes and that he would have my job?
    - will media profiling his former life and will come to the result, that everybody loves him, even his dog?
    - is he a member of a street gang, which does not be really understood by the community?
    - is he a shortly immigrand person, who still don't know how to come up to the police?
    - maybe he was a released prisoner who wasn't prepraed enough to his reintgration the the community
    - will my reaction be seen as an expression of racism so I will loose my job?
    - is he a victim of alcohol and does not understand what he does?

    So I will kindly request him - If I still have the time- to lay his weapon on the ground, while he runs towards me.


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    The Australian Cop
    - BAM!!!!!!


    The US COP:
    - BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAMªBAM BAM BAM BAM BAMªBAM click
    reload- BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM click click click click
    Last edited by zoellner; 10-12-2009, 02:08 AM.
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  • #2
    oops posted on wrong thread
    :deleted:
    Last edited by Maverick1701; 10-12-2009, 02:33 AM.
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    • #3
      Steve....
      it was a joke....... Don't take ist too serious
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      • #4
        That's been around for a while. It was originally created as a comparison between a democrat and a republican.

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        • #5
          Your German officer is a lot more applicable to the U.S. than you think.

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          • #6
            Sehr gutt! (did I say that right?)

            Here the joke was a liberal, conservative and a redneck.
            (Rednecks are like Bavarians...just kidding!)

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            • #7
              Ummmm. I carry 2 spare mags. Add another reload.
              Being a good street cop is like coming to work in a wet suit and peeing in your pants. It's a nice warm feeling, but you're the only one who knows anything has happened.

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              • #8
                You forgot the pistol whipping afterwards.
                Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

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                • #9
                  I had to have a quiet chuckle.

                  Good to see that you can have a laugh at the politically correct restraints that are placed on some of us. I don't know about the other Australian States, but we're trained to shoot to remove the threat. If that means we fire a few off, we do so until the threat is removed. Besides, if someone is stupid enough to bring a knife to a gun fight, they deserve the consequences.
                  If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence of your attempt.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Bushranger View Post
                    I had to have a quiet chuckle.

                    Good to see that you can have a laugh at the politically correct restraints that are placed on some of us. I don't know about the other Australian States, but we're trained to shoot to remove the threat. If that means we fire a few off, we do so until the threat is removed. Besides, if someone is stupid enough to bring a knife to a gun fight, they deserve the consequences.
                    I see you've played knifey/spooney before.
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcX_5hZN6U



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