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    Situation: You fart in a crowded elevator or small room with about ten other suspects. You release a putrid dose of foulness - eye watering and quite odiferous. Do you claim it? Hmmmmm?
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    Yes - always - and with immense pride
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    Yes - I cooked it, might as well take credit
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    Yes - I don't want anyone else being blamed
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    Maybe - depending if I know the crowd I'm with
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    Maybe - but only if no one knows me
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    Probably not - too embarrassing
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    Probably not - would rather watch in amused silence
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    Probably not - I would not want folks angry with me
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    No way - too embarrassing
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    NO WAY - LET THEM SUFFER!
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  • #2
    Oh boy..this situational question better not be on my psych

    Depends on the people in there. If there are any hotties in that room, I'll point at you 1042 trooper






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    • #3
      I can't claim or deny. I'm the only one laughing so hard that I can't breath so they usually figure it out pretty fast. Occasionally if its particularly good I will spin around to get the crop dust effect.
      The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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      • #4
        What's fun is (when you can't make a real one at the moment that is) making a convincing fart sound during that awkward moment of silence and watch everyone waiting for the "result" of that "sound effect". My friend will do that and then back away from the oldest person in there and just stare.
        Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

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        • #5
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          Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 07:33 AM.
          Gotta catch em allll.........

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          • #6
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            Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 07:33 AM.
            Gotta catch em allll.........

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            • #7
              "Wherever you may be let your wind blow free", my father


              Be proud of your home brew. I always wait for someone to react then tell them, "Don't sniff, there is enough to go around".
              Today's Quote:

              "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
              Albert Einstein

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              • #8
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                Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 07:33 AM.
                Gotta catch em allll.........

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SBSO_DISPATCHER View Post
                  Oh i love my own stuff.. but my fiance hates it hahah
                  I fart on my fiancee, especially after Mexican food!
                  "If the police have to come get you, they're bringing an @$$ kicking with them!"
                  -Chris Rock

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                  • #10
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                    Last edited by SBSO_DISPATCHER; 12-05-2009, 07:34 AM.
                    Gotta catch em allll.........

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                    • #11
                      Gotta claim it. All about integrity folks.

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                      • #12
                        I claim other peoples if they are impressive enough.

                        It's actually hilarious when someone else farts, You giggle and say it was you and THEN they try and tell everyone it was them after initially denying it.

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                        “All men dream...... But not equally..
                        Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it is vanity;
                        but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
                        for they act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible.....”

                        TE Lawrence

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                        • #13
                          There are some at my work who have developed a rating system. Points awarded based on Decibal level, resonance, olfactory response and hang time.

                          Another question arises...If your in a hallway ( no to low airflow ) and happen to leave a free floating drifter when no one is around, do you still have to claim it ?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Outshined
                            Did it make any noise?
                            Silent but deadly are the best!

                            Do you claim it? Being a female, if I farted in the company of ten peeps and they KNEW it was me...AND it smelled putrid....I think they would say to themselves,"Damn! She's been working with the guys too long!"
                            This profession is not for people looking for positive reinforcement from the public. Very often it can be a thankless job and you can't desire accolades, because those are not usually forthcoming. Just do your job to the best of your ability and live with the decisions you've made.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by katseiye View Post
                              There are some at my work who have developed a rating system. Points awarded based on Decibal level, resonance, olfactory response and hang time.

                              Another question arises...If your in a hallway ( no to low airflow ) and happen to leave a free floating drifter when no one is around, do you still have to claim it ?

                              Ah, the old hidden chemical minefield. The best thing here is to just stake out the hallway and wait to see their faces when they walk into it.....
                              Today's Quote:

                              "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
                              Albert Einstein

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