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  • mikeymedic
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    Was this the same app for the Detroit PD?

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  • Southflaguy
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    Originally posted by Futurelaw89 View Post
    Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application
    Name: ____SFG___________ Stage name: _SFG_______________



    Agent: LeanG______________ Attorney: CityCopDC__________________



    Sex: _X__male ___female ___formerly male

    ___formerly female ___both

    If female, indicate breast implant size: ____



    Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely

    operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___



    Please list brand of cell phone: Verizone__________________

    (If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)



    Please check hair color:

    Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

    Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead



    Please indicate activities you perform while driving:

    Check all that apply)

    [X] Eating

    [ ] Applying make-up

    [X ] Talking on the phone

    [ ] Slapping kids in the back seat

    [X ] Having sex

    [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

    [ ] Tanning

    [X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

    [X ] Watching TV

    [ ] Reading Variety magazine

    [X ] Surfing the net via laptop



    Please indicate how many times

    a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: +150_____

    b) How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: +65_____



    Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: _7___



    Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

    a) Prozac

    b) Zovirax

    c) Lithium

    d) Zanax

    e) Valium

    If none, please explain:_______________________________



    What is the length of your daily commute?

    a) 1 hour

    bX) 2 hours

    c) 3 hours

    d) 4 hours or more





    TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):



    If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

    a) Call the police to report the crime

    b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your

    car on TV in a high-speed chase

    cX) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular

    phone company for your 911 call not going through

    d) Call your therapist

    e) None of the above (South Central residents only)



    In the event of an earthquake, you should:

    a) Stop your car

    bX) Keep driving and hope for the best

    cX) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved one

    dX) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4



    In the event of rain, you should:

    a) Never drive over 5 MPH

    bX) Drive twice as fast as usual

    c) You're not sure what "rain" is



    When stopped by police, you should:

    a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

    b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405

    cX) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,

    ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit



    Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof

    virtual window on your left.
    Kalifonia baby!...

    GO DODGERS!...

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  • cbr600_kitty
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    lol..............

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  • Futurelaw89
    started a topic LA driver license application (revised)

    LA driver license application (revised)

    Greater Los Angeles Area Driver's License Application
    Name: _______________ Stage name: ________________



    Agent: ______________ Attorney: __________________



    Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male

    ___formerly female ___both

    If female, indicate breast implant size: ____



    Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely

    operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___



    Please list brand of cell phone: __________________

    (If you don't own a cell phone, please explain.)



    Please check hair color:

    Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde

    Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead



    Please indicate activities you perform while driving:

    Check all that apply)

    [ ] Eating

    [ ] Applying make-up

    [ ] Talking on the phone

    [ ] Slapping kids in the back seat

    [ ] Having sex

    [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs

    [ ] Tanning

    [X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application)

    [ ] Watching TV

    [ ] Reading Variety magazine

    [ ] Surfing the net via laptop



    Please indicate how many times

    a) You expect to shoot at other drivers: _____

    b) How many times you expect to be shot at while driving: _____



    Please indicate your number of therapy sessions per week: ____



    Are you presently taking any of the following medications?

    a) Prozac

    b) Zovirax

    c) Lithium

    d) Zanax

    e) Valium

    If none, please explain: _______________________________



    What is the length of your daily commute?

    a) 1 hour

    b) 2 hours

    c) 3 hours

    d) 4 hours or more





    TEST (Please indicate the correct answer):



    If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately:

    a) Call the police to report the crime

    b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your

    car on TV in a high-speed chase

    c) Call your attorney and discuss a lawsuit against the cellular

    phone company for your 911 call not going through

    d) Call your therapist

    e) None of the above (South Central residents only)



    In the event of an earthquake, you should:

    a) Stop your car

    b) Keep driving and hope for the best

    c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved one

    d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4



    In the event of rain, you should:

    a) Never drive over 5 MPH

    b) Drive twice as fast as usual

    c) You're not sure what "rain" is



    When stopped by police, you should:

    a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready

    b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405

    c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack,

    ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit



    Please turn your test in to the lady behind the bulletproof

    virtual window on your left.

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