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How much does that suck? Guess I'll stay in college . . .
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I didn't either
what are the odds?
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Seriously . . . like we had a 2 in 195,249,054 chance. WTF?Comment
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I want my 10! The ONE time I play in like a year and this happens. This stinks! I should just goto the casino where they give out free money.Originally posted by mikeymedic View PostComment
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What were you going to do if you won?
Buy the college?
M-11“All men dream...... But not equally..
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it is vanity;
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
for they act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible.....â€
TE LawrenceComment
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Yea, I didn't win either. Nor did I win Pick 5, Pick 3, Cash 4, 2 by 2 or The Pick. Guess I'll have to keep driving my 86 F150. 
"Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans." - Robert E. Lee, 1865Comment
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I remember a 'Greaseman' bit, from the Hobble-doo-ga-ga Handbook.
In order to score some tail, what you do is go to a 7-11 the day after a big Lottery jackpot. You spend a buck and buy a ticket with the previous draws winning numbers. You then poise yourself by the door and pretend to be nervously staring at the winning numbers. When the hottest chick walks in, you ask her..."Miss, can you look at these, and tell me if what I think has happened has really happened to me?"
Of course she'll conentrate on the numbers, not the date, on the ticket. One thing leads to another...she gets excited for you. You need a drink, but not at your place, someplace private where you're not known. It's off to her place, of course. While there you're talking about buying her a Porsche for her help, and going w/her to an island resort for the weekend. She leads you to the bedroom for the wildest night of your life.
When you wake up the next morning, before she gets up, you leave her the ticket w/a note of thanks!Last edited by Kieth M.; 09-28-2009, 10:15 PM."You're never fully dressed without a smile."
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.
Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.Comment
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Fairfield Police Dept California
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