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    WHAT A MORON! They should've named this idiot in the article!



    Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis
    Sparks fly when a trapped penis is freed from a dumbell ring.
    By JONATHAN LLOYD
    Updated 2:20 PM CDT, Fri, Sep 25, 2009


    It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this.

    The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis.

    In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars.

    "They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot.

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    It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment.

    That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process.

    "They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing," Broussard told the Pilot.

    Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, told the OC Register that the man's penis remained fully intact.

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    OMFG!

    Of course every male who reads this instantly checked his package to ensure it was still there.
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    Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
    And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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    • #3
      Just show him a picture of Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton and it will shrink right up.
      Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

      I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ateamer View Post
        Just show him a picture of Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton and it will shrink right up.
        For hillary sure it would. But Michelle is a pretty lady. My question to that guy is WHY??
        "Its not what you know, its what you can prove."-Training Day

        "Game on, bitches. Whoop whoop, flash the lights, pull it over."

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        • #5
          Good Lord!...

          He wanted a bigger one so he stuck it in a dumbell, lucky for him he didn't lose it...

          Probably a guido!...
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          • #6
            "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle

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            • #7
              Originally posted by lpstopper View Post
              For hillary sure it would. But Michelle is a pretty lady. My question to that guy is WHY??
              OMG! Are we talking about the same Michelle Obama? That is one fugly woman. She is definitely the first lady of fugly.
              Sworn on September 22, 2010

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              • #8
                Originally posted by KapsFB View Post
                OMFG!

                Of course every male who reads this instantly checked his package to ensure it was still there.
                Honey, do they wander off? I've seen some with a mind of their own, but I never knew it was really true. Do you give yours a curfew? Don't you worry it won't find its way back? What if it gets beat up by a bigger penis out there? I've heard size matters in...a fight.

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                I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness.

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                • #9
                  You can never teach an idiot. He will never learn.
                  "Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans." - Robert E. Lee, 1865

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lpstopper View Post
                    For hillary sure it would. But Michelle is a pretty lady. My question to that guy is WHY??
                    The First Klingon is pretty? Hawnh??? Where's that puking smiley?
                    Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. - Ronald Reagan

                    I don't think It'll happen in the US because we don't trust our government. We are a country of skeptics, raised by skeptics, founded by skeptics. - Amaroq

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View Post
                      What if it gets beat up by a bigger penis out there? I've heard size matters in...a fight.

                      I heard that C**K fighting was illegal.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Southflaguy View Post
                        lucky for him he didn't lose it...
                        But society would have been better off if he had.
                        Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley
                        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. -- Albert Einstein

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DAL View Post
                          But society would have been better off if he had.
                          True!...

                          Guess he doesn't get all those tacky emails abut "enlargement"...Somebody is making mad money, w/ so many insecure idiots out there buying all that crap...
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Smurfette_76 View Post
                            Honey, do they wander off? I've seen some with a mind of their own, but I never knew it was really true. Do you give yours a curfew? Don't you worry it won't find its way back? What if it gets beat up by a bigger penis out there? I've heard size matters in...a fight.

                            hahaha.......mine gets beaten regularly! But I digress.

                            Size does matter? Crap.......
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                            Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                            And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by KapsFB View Post
                              hahaha.......mine gets beaten regularly! But I digress.

                              Size does matter? Crap.......
                              LOL, classic

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