LOL...should I tell them?

[Smurfette_76]

I'm sitting outside at a coffee shop and a very tall, very thin, very attractive MAN just walked up. He is wearing all black with four inch heels and makeup. It's a man. Two young boys are hitting on him. I'm over here giggling. THIS IS HYSTERICAL. I swear, I'm so juvenile sometimes.

[az4code23]

HAHAHA! Let em' play it out for a while to get some good laughs! LOL

[Smurfette_76]

"So, can I get your number?" Oh, myyyyyy, this ought to be interesting. He looked at me and winked. I wonder what THAT first date will be like?

[asullivan]

Oh Smurfy, God I could have some fun with them thar' young'ins!!!!!!! Tha possibilities are infinite!!!!

Oh, WoW,,,

Happened ta' me once, when I was a young muleskinner freash off tha' trail...
WELL......... Ta' make a long story short...Like Light'in He was look'in down tha' business end of Ma' colt .45 SA army....4 5/8" it was...

He turned tha colour of Casper tha' ghost....

[az4code23]

"I wonder what THAT first date will be like?

I'd pay to see that! LOL They must really be clueless!

[Smurfette_76]

Don't get me wrong, he is very attractive. HE also doesn't carry his purse just right which is actually what I noticed first. Then I caught a glimpse of the adams apple and not-feminine hands.

Damnit, I've got to leave and go to karate. I'm more than entertained at this. There are now three over here. Pulled up their chairs to chat her up.

Hold up a second. Should I be offended that *I* didn't get that reception? hehehehe

[Smurfette_76]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh.....she got up to go to the restroom...excused herself and everything. Boy is black is mad at boy in red for coming over. HE was going to ask her out. I swear, if they fight over her...errr...him...I'm going to PIMP.

And I'm going to be late for class.

[mdrdep]

Some things are worth causing you to be late.

[JTShooter]

Don't tell them!!! It's their fault for not noticing

[Southflaguy]

LOL...Maybe the guys know that it's a guy in drag and they're down...

That happens all the time in my part of the world, that's why I don't get excited when I see a woman from the back, gotta see the front too...

How can a guy look attractive dressed in drag?...
Should I trade my jeans and Tee for a skirt, blouse and my kicks for Manolo Blonicks?...

[Smurfette_76]

SFG,

I'm in Eastern NC....you just don't see that all the time around here

[icecoldblueyes]

Nice.... i wonder if they got a date

At the club down the street from the bar I used to work at, there were quite a few transvestites, transsexuals, etc... the police that worked outside would have to ask the door guy whether the hot chick was in fact a chick or a man. Most were men.

[Looker]

USS Peleliu. 1996. After 3 days of libbo in Phuket, we are off and sailing for some red white and blue coastline. LOOOOOOOONG trip. Someone whips out a video camera, ffwd to a certain locale... where... you see two Marines hitting on a... one of these confused people. Moments later, one of them is full on making out with him/her.

[Taylor13]

Don't tell them. This will be a learning experience.

[Taylor1430]

We have one here that seems to fool a lot of people. My favorite is when I get a traffic stop and 'she' is in the car. I LOVE telling them "Hey...you know thats a dude, right?" The look on their face is priceless.

What is sad is 'she' is our best looking prostitute. Most of our prostitutes are cracked out and do not in any way resemble those hot prostitutes you see on TV. Now, Ricky....he is the one that takes the time to pretty himself up...wears nice clothes, etc.