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  • The Onion: Police Slog Through 40,000 Insipid Party Pics To Find Cause Of Dorm Fire

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...through_40_000
    "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle

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    Note: This is not real, but still funny, and sadly true
    "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle

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    • #3
      I freaking love the onion
      Seriously, the only reason I wanted to be a cop was so I could post anywhere on this forum.

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      • #4
        God, here I am with a deep cold, or bronchitis, LMFAO and full of lung butter...coughing, hacking, and spitting up. But STILL LMFAO! Check out some of those other segments, especially "Mexico building a wall to keep out US a--h---s."
        "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

        Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

        Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

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        • #5
          What a useless story. I did give me a good laugh however...so not totally useless.

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          • #6
            The captions on the polariod's were awesome lol.
            "Its not what you know, its what you can prove."-Training Day

            "Game on, bitches. Whoop whoop, flash the lights, pull it over."

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            • #7
              The Onion rocks!
              Molly Weasley makes Chuck Norris eat his vegetables.

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              • #8
                "**** this dorm. It's on fire!"

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                • #9
                  This one is my favorite, hands down.

                  NSFW!! Lots of language, but so funny!

                  http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...tupid_piece_of
                  "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit" - Aristotle

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ChevyPower View Post
                    This one is my favorite, hands down.

                    NSFW!! Lots of language, but so funny!

                    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...tupid_piece_of
                    Yep that one is a classic
                    Seriously, the only reason I wanted to be a cop was so I could post anywhere on this forum.

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