My wife pulled a good prank on me

[Retired96]

My favorite hat that I wear all the time says on it, " Retired and Loving it"
So this morning I run to the grocery store to get some coke. While standing at the checkout stand, the checker starts laughing. I ask her whats so funny. She says the message on your cap. I said whats wrong with being retired and loving it. The lady next to me says, " Sir thats not what it says"
I take my cap off and see a piece of tape has been placed over the word Retired. It now read " Retarded and loving it" in big red letters. I laughed and told the ladies I was going home to kill my wife.

[Kieth M.]

Now that's a woman with both a sense of humor and a death wish!

A few years back, one woman captain in her 40's thought it would be funny to have one of her pregnant employees pee on the "early PG test kit." She then wrapped it up and took it home, placing it in the cabinet under the bathroom sink. Her Commander husband, in his 50's, was on a day off. She called him and asked him to check it...he 'bout fell out.

[az4code23]

Gotta love the sense of humor! That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!

[iamacop]

She's askin' for a Black eye...