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  • The Current Economy Is So Bad That...

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Jewish women are marrying for love.

    Even people who had nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and
    ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

    The most highly paid job now is jury duty.

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how
    many kids are starving in the US ?"

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    And finally...

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey, neat!
    The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear!
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence!

    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]

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    The economy is so bad when they rob me, they'll just be practicing (old Chris Tucker joke)...

    The economy is so bad people were actually looking forward to Obama give them CHANGE...

    The economy is so bad people are now using white out to clean their teeth...

    The economy is so bad people are actually drinking tap water...

    The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up...

    The Economy is so bad Elliot Spiterz had to give up hookers...

    The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan...

    The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries...
    Last edited by Southflaguy; 09-02-2009, 02:57 PM.


    • #3
      The economy is so bad women are now doing their jewelry shopping at the bubble gum machine...


      • #4
        The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"

        The economy is so bad, Dr. Seuss rose from the grave to write a new book: Green Eggs and Spam.

        The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

        The economy is so bad I saw a polygamist with only one wife.

        The economy is so bad, that a prostitute asked if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
        "Abandon your animosities and make your sons Americans." - Robert E. Lee, 1865


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