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1. Not to trust my boss when he says, "We're not going to include filter schedules in the IO&M manuals," because he will change his mind 3 weeks later, after all 60 manuals have been sent out. Good thing to learn, as this will come up again.
2. How to assemble valve extensions for shower wall volume controls.
3. How to upload files using an FTP site.
4. If you drop your cell phone enough times over the course of 2 years, it *will* eventually break...right after you've had a conversation about how well it's held up (define "irony").
5. Sometimes in a smaller town, your husband arrests one of your co-workers.
I learned that people holding a cup of Starbucks coffee that costs $35 a gallon will complain to strangers about the price of gas.
($4 a day for coffee = $20 a week = $1040 a year. If you spend this for hot water, you do not deserve to complain about gas.)
M-11
“All men dream...... But not equally..
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it is vanity;
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
for they act their dreams with open eyes to make it possible.....â€
I learned that transient parolees often don't look while flying across the street on a bicycle and if you hit one it can cause some serious damage to your otherwise perfect car that prior to the idiot turning his stolen bicycle in front of you didn't have a scratch on it. Also, transient parolees don't often have, what's that stuff, you use it to pay for things you buy or damage...oh yeah money. I also learned that using your uninsured motorist insurance still makes your own insurance premiums go up even though it wasn't AT ALL your fault.
Rant over.....
Originally Posted by VegasMetro
maybe it’s me but I think a six pack and midget porn makes for good times?????
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