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  • COP vs. LITTLE GIRL

    A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
    her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
    safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
    light on the back of it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
    there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
    dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
    The Red, Bold, Italic is my official sarcasm tag.



    "I think many years ago an advanced civilization intervened with us genetically and gave us just enough intelligence to develop dangerous technology but not enough to use it wisely. Then they sat back to watch the fun. Kind of like a human zoo. And you know what? They're getting their money's worth"
    George Carlin

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    HA. Rofl......
    WadsonF 10-4's the above statement.

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    • #3
      hahahahahahaha

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