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    Subject: Teacher Arrested -- Terrorist Movement

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    " Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"

    When asked to comment on the arrest, Senator Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." Democratic leaders told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the Senator.

  • #2
    Down with Al-gebra!!!

    This just reminds me how much I hate math....
    "...and the taking of a life is murder. And the punishment for murder is.... well it varies from state to state and by race, but...." - Homer J Simpson.

    Police: "Stop and we'll shoot!"
    Dilbert: "Stop AND we'll shoot? If you're gonna shoot, why should we stop?"
    Police: "Well, it would be alot easier for us. The targets at the shooting range don't run."

    R.I.P. Momma Coleman. You may have left our world, but you have NOT left our hearts.


    • #3
      LOL...Good stuff...

      Math isn't that bad if you have a good teacher/professor...Keep in mind I don't do well in math...


      • #4
        The variables will make this a tough one to keep under control... Al-gebra might be on to something... we need to get ourselves squared away and keep our roots firmly anchored..

        I just pray, PRAY... that they don't divide by zero...


        • #5
          I just realized we had multiple cells of Al-Gebra start up here locally this week. All targeted to our teenagers.


          • #6
            I just hate that terrorist group. They always seem to harm the young ones. Why must "Al-Grebra" harm the innocent?
            "It's not how they die, but how they live that makes them a hero."

            Originally posted by George Carlin
            You are not a loser, you are the last winner.


            • #7
              Al-Grebra = Evil Dooooooooers'........




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