Leader

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Man Poses as 'Porn Inspector' to Get Free Videos

Collapse

300x250 Mobile

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Man Poses as 'Porn Inspector' to Get Free Videos

    Wonder if VegasMetro's "passion" for midget porn had any thing to do with this?

    Man Poses as 'Porn Inspector' to Get Free Videos

    LONGMONT, Colo. — A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

    He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

    Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

    "It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.

    The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

  • #2
    Tar Har Har

    Comment


    • #3
      Brilliant, You know at least one shop fell for it.
      The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

      Comment


      • #4
        In my defense the badge was real and I would have returned the movies later...

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by jakflak View Post
          In my defense the badge was real and I would have returned the movies later...

          A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he is wiser today than yesterday. Jonathan Swift 1667-1745

          It's only a conspiracy when your party is not in power.

          Comment


          • #6
            profile deleted
            Last edited by blackdog797; 08-15-2008, 10:00 AM. Reason: erasing all comments

            Comment


            • #7
              It is a hard job, but someone has to do it, right...

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by NORCOCOP View Post
                It is a hard job, but someone has to do it, right...
                So many questions...

                Would the worker's comp case, for repetative hand motion injuries, be routinely denied?????

                Would FLSA restrict doing this job, like all others, to a mere 40 hours a week? What if I want to donate my time?

                And, where will tomorrow's top police administrators come from, if they don't get to do this vital job for a while?
                Last edited by Kieth M.; 08-13-2008, 04:53 AM.
                "You're never fully dressed without a smile."

                Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

                Three things I know for sure: (1) No bad deed goes unrewarded, (2) No good deed goes unpunished, and (3) It is entirely possible to push the most devoted, loyal and caring person beyond the point where they no longer give a 5h!t.

                Comment


                • #9
                  That is SOOOO fricking funny!

                  I guess this one of those cases where you are cheering for the bad guy.
                  Some say to take action and to fail is to die a dogs death. I say to live, and fail to take action is to live a dogs life.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Imagine that job description announcing that they are taking applicants. My question is would they have a modified physical agility test???
                    Not affiliated with my avatar. My opinions are all mine and do not represent anybody else. All names are fictional and coincidental if there is someone in the world with aforementioned name.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      If you get paid for it, does it make your hand a prostitute?
                      sigpic
                      Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
                      And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Without reading the story...

                        Anyone else get a first reaction of "Bill Clinton?"

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Looker View Post
                          Without reading the story...

                          Anyone else get a first reaction of "Bill Clinton?"
                          Except it took place in colorado.
                          Not affiliated with my avatar. My opinions are all mine and do not represent anybody else. All names are fictional and coincidental if there is someone in the world with aforementioned name.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by natejpg View Post
                            Except it took place in colorado.
                            BUT the DNC is in Denver in a few weeks, and he is scheduled to speak there. Maybe he was “checking “out the area. Yah sure that is it, he got lost thought it was the visitor and tourists info center.
                            It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

                            Comment

                            MR300x250 Tablet

                            Collapse

                            What's Going On

                            Collapse

                            There are currently 4019 users online. 177 members and 3842 guests.

                            Most users ever online was 158,966 at 05:57 AM on 01-16-2021.

                            Welcome Ad

                            Collapse
                            Working...
                            X