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  • Been In Police Work Too Long?

    Top Ten Reasons Why You Know You Have Been In Police Work To Long:


    1. You are arresting the sons of the sons of your former arrestees.

    2. You think the Captain and commander are bed wetting liberals.

    3. You can identify who's a Greyhound Bus passenger by his tooth and tattoo count.

    4. You know that "two beers" will be at least a 0.20 BAC.

    5. You believe that a permit should be required to be a parent (and you should be giving out the permits).

    6. You believe that caffeine is a food group.

    7. You take it as a compliment when someone calls you a dick.

    8. You believe that suicide isn't always the wrong choice.

    9. You believe that it is a "good" death only if it involves overtime.

    10. You have co-workers that pay more in child support and alimony every month than you make in a year.
    Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence!

    [George Washington (1732 - 1799)]


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    11. You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac
    The posts on this forum by this poster are of his personal opinion, and his personal opinion alone

    "Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason"

    "We fight not for glory; nor for wealth; nor honor, but only and alone we fight for freedom, which no good man surrenders but with his life"

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      12. You agree with mandatory sterilization. And have a list started.
      The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by SgtCHP View Post
        5. You believe that a permit should be required to be a parent (and you should be giving out the permits).
        AMEN

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