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  • #46
    Originally posted by Metro174 View Post
    Flashbacks to "Recruit Officer K***S". We had to preface anything we said to an instructor by identifying ourselves as "Recruit Officer" and your last name. Every subject, every day he had to ask a question. it literally never failed that his would involve finding a marijuana seed and asking if it would give probable cause in a particular situation.

    He also used to like playing jokes. He put soap in the coffee dispenser and broke all of the points on the pencils on our desks when it was test time. We knew it and the instructors knew it. Just couldn't prove it. He finally washed out after putting ink on the back of another guy's chair. They polygraphed him. He failed. He was fired.
    A RECRUIT did this????????

    Damn.....a DI I could see but a recruit? And he wanted arrest powers?


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    REINSTATE THE TRIG
    Originally posted by Iowa #1603
    Your logic defies logic
    Originally posted by Rudy8116
    Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
    Originally posted by Michigan
    Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
    Originally posted by TheTick
    A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
    Originally posted by TheTick
    This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
    Originally posted by 02paul09
    Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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    • #47
      Originally posted by jhall View Post
      Thank you 3C. That's exactly where I was going with this thread...


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      Originally posted by jhall View Post
      Please share, I want to hear your special needs!


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      Originally posted by jhall View Post
      Well bless your heart...


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      Originally posted by jhall View Post
      You'll soon find out! Best of luck to you!


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      Originally posted by mookster
      Sully, usually I hafta glance over your posts cuz my brain would have issues with the imagery you portray, however with that one I get it. I agree one hundred percent with ya.
      Originally posted by CityCopDC
      I swear to god you are not human. I know a rogue VI when I see one.
      Originally posted by OfficerDotCom
      I think no one is probably happier than Sully and I that we ARE NOT the same person.(seriously thanking God for that one).
      -Frank




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      • #48
        Originally posted by BP3 View Post
        I'm not in the academy yet, but I'm sure your reputation in the academy follows you to your precinct
        She'll never get hired.
        "If the police have to come get you, they're bringing an @$$ kicking with them!"
        -Chris Rock

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        • #49
          That guy in my academy was the guy who just got out of the Marine Corps, and couldn't separate police and military. He would constantly ask if he could shoot someone for this or that, then when told no, he would reply well in the Marines this that or the other. Always talked about how great a shot he was, then was awful at the range, then said he needed his "shooting gloves", so the staff allowed him to bring his, and he dang near shot himself in the foot with them trying to unholster his weapon on the line. Then said he only shoots rifles, he wasn't so hot at that either. We all knew that he would be one of the last ones hired, if at all. Turns out he was the first one hired, at a pretty good sized, very well paid department. He called me one day out of the blue and bragged how they were about to make him a k9 handler after less than a year on the job, with a take home Tahoe and all this j***...last I heard he was working construction.
          "To hell with a supervisor, men follow a leader" -Texas Ranger Captain Allee

          "Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death."
          -Sun Tzu

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Metro174 View Post
            Flashbacks to "Recruit Officer K***S". We had to preface anything we said to an instructor by identifying ourselves as "Recruit Officer" and your last name.
            In my MDTA Police class we had to say "Officer Candidate _______". In the Sheriff's Academy I attended it was "This Recruit" or "Recruit _____"....

            So, to sum it up... DON'T BE THAT GUY!
            The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog who intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed.

            I Am the Sheepdog.


            "And maybe just remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
            that we are all that stands between
            the monsters and the weak." - Michael Marks


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            • #51
              I am in the academy now, and there is is THAT GIRL with all the excuses why she forgot her hat, shoes, couldn't study etc. Of course she always corrects everyone instead of focusing on passing tests. She finally got kicked out, as she lied about why she was late for formation.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by billnmads View Post
                I am in the academy now, and there is is THAT GIRL with all the excuses why she forgot her hat, shoes, couldn't study etc. Of course she always corrects everyone instead of focusing on passing tests. She finally got kicked out, as she lied about why she was late for formation.
                Now you and your class will hopefully come together as One! Keep your sights on the finish line and best of luck to you!
                Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none - William Shakespeare
                Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.- James Mattis
                It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. - Lt. Gen. George S. Patton

                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cFL80PN3wA&sns=em

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by BaylorBearSW View Post
                  That guy in my academy was the guy who just got out of the Marine Corps, and couldn't separate police and military. He would constantly ask if he could shoot someone for this or that, then when told no, he would reply well in the Marines this that or the other. Always talked about how great a shot he was, then was awful at the range, then said he needed his "shooting gloves", so the staff allowed him to bring his, and he dang near shot himself in the foot with them trying to unholster his weapon on the line. Then said he only shoots rifles, he wasn't so hot at that either. We all knew that he would be one of the last ones hired, if at all. Turns out he was the first one hired, at a pretty good sized, very well paid department. He called me one day out of the blue and bragged how they were about to make him a k9 handler after less than a year on the job, with a take home Tahoe and all this j***...last I heard he was working construction.


                  Not in the academy but I had a Retired Gunny that I trained when I was working as an FTO of sorts.

                  The guy couldn't understand that the prison was NOT the Corps, nor would it ever again be like what he knew as a senior NCO. He was a competent Correctional Officer---------but tried everyone's patience. ESPECIALLY the inmates

                  The guy would flip his lid when an inmate didn't jump up and snap to when given an order. I never did have much hair but after training him, I was bald as a baby's butt.

                  Shortly after I promoted to Lieutenant & got out of "training"---------Ed made Sgt in pretty much record time and just before I retired he was promoted to Lieutenant................
                  Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

                  My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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                  • #54
                    There will always be "that guy"....
                    Ours was the guy who falsified his training report and got canned for integrity violation...
                    The class before were the guys who "badged" the bartender after last call to get one more round... (Cause you know that always works)
                    Behind our class was the guy caught viewing porn in the dorm and lying about it....
                    Everything rises or falls on leadership. Everything.
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                    • #55
                      One of our academies had Lana Burner as a self sponsor... She was actually pretty good, but couldn't get past the BG.
                      Now go home and get your shine box!

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
                        One of our academies had Lana Burner as a self sponsor... She was actually pretty good, but couldn't get past the BG.
                        I admit I had to google Lana Burner. Luckily it was on my smartphone.

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by CCCSD View Post
                          One of our academies had Lana Burner as a self sponsor... She was actually pretty good, but couldn't get past the BG.

                          Just how good was she ?

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                          • #58
                            Saw this and immediately thought of this thread.
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                            • #59
                              "Our Guy" was the guy who asked way too many questions, yet acted like he knew every little thing about the job. Prime example: One day a senior corporal with my dept. asked us recruits if we had ever seen or smelled a dead body. "That guy" raised his hand and said that he hadn't, but that he had heard that rotten chicken does, and that because he's smelled rotten chicken, he could handle his first DB on the street. Let's just say the senior corporal verbally kicked his a** from one end of the building to the other. It was awesome.

                              Also same guy had to go to remedial FTO.....twice.
                              "I'm like a bad penny....I always turn up."

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