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    For all you good folks out there patrolling the streets and keeping your communities safe during this Covid 19 emergency, it is reasonable to expect that there will be times that toilet paper will not be available when needed. I suggest that you carry a few laundry dryer sheets with you, which always provide a fresh scent and leave everything wrinkle-free.

    Please do not flush dryer sheets down the toilet! When double-bagged and delivered to a landfill they will be biodegradable within 1200 years or so.

    Stay safe! Stay hygienic! Stay Green! (Tongue firmly in cheek here).

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    I just do what my dog does and that's to drag my *** across my lawn when I'm done

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    • #3
      Coffee filters....
      "I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight." -- GEN George S. Patton, Jr.

      "With a brother on my left and a sister on my right, we face…. We face what no one should face. We face, so no one else would face. We are in the face of Death." -- Holli Peet

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      • #4
        Originally posted by tanksoldier View Post
        Coffee filters....
        For extra cleaning power used filters.
        Sandpaper cleans
        Since some people need to be told by notes in crayon .......Don't PM me with without prior permission. If you can't discuss the situation in the open forum ----it must not be that important

        My new word for the day is FOCUS, when someone irritates you tell them to FOCUS

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        • #5
          The heck with toilet paper, this is available on Amazon cheap!
           
          "No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by NOLA2005 View Post
            The heck with toilet paper, this is available on Amazon cheap!


            Nola, too many porch pirates, with a statewide lock-down / shelter-in-place no deliveries.
            Do ya think a sink hose spray Head will work?

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            • NOLA2005
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              Yes Sani that would work just fine. You may have to incinerate the sink though to sterilize it.

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            • #8
              Problem = solved

              I demand royalties.
              REINSTATE THE TRIG
              Originally posted by Iowa #1603
              Your logic defies logic
              Originally posted by Rudy8116
              Blah blah blah, cops don't need camo, something something something, why do police need armored vehicles, angry rant angry rant angry rant let's take them all away, angry masturbation.
              Originally posted by Michigan
              Arresting someone is fun, but playing with my pecker is still more fun.
              Originally posted by TheTick
              A pallet of Cheetos and pictures of my cock are inbound.
              Originally posted by TheTick
              This gangsta *** mother ****er was twisting trees with dank nuggs while in his crib.
              Originally posted by 02paul09
              Being a cop these days in an officer safety issue

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              • #9
                Originally posted by BiteThePullet View Post
                Problem = solved

                I demand royalties.



                I bought a half a dozen bore snakes.. Just gotta be careful with the multiple short brushes embedded in the floss.
                Last edited by BTDT2; 03-27-2020, 08:21 AM. Reason: Ynot

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                • #10

                  Hit up all stores in my area, no TP....The best I could do is 150' of bubble wrap......

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                  • NOLA2005
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                    To make it more cleansing, you need to pop the bubbles. Rough surface much better.

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                  I came up with a substitute but I'm not telling because I don't want others to start hording it.
                  Suprised no one else suggested it.


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                  • #12
                    Originally posted by westside popo View Post
                    I came up with a substitute but I'm not telling because I don't want others to start hording it.
                    Suprised no one else suggested it.

                    Westside, If it’s not:

                    Retired 19995’s dryer sheets

                    Saluki’s lawn

                    Tank’s coffee filters

                    Iowa’s sandpaper

                    Nola’s handheld bidet and X-ray film

                    Pullet’s headlight buffer and hand turned exotic fountain pens

                    3C’s shine boxes

                    Townie’s ginger roots and horseshoe crabs

                    PR’s T-towels

                    Pogue's fast-food napkins

                    Marshal 40's "Best hand sanitizer ever" bottles


                    My bubble wrap, IRS 10-40, 35 years of annual evaluations, after action reports, duty manual, sink hose spray Head, bore snakes and 2020 census.

                    Your substitute must be Capt. K’s Bay area police patch collection.
                    Last edited by BTDT2; 03-28-2020, 03:22 PM.

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                    • #13
                      Originally posted by BTDT2 View Post

                      Westside, If it’s not:

                      Retired 19995’s dryer sheets

                      Saluki’s lawn

                      Tank’s coffee filters

                      Iowa’s sandpaper

                      Nola’s handheld bidet and X-ray film

                      Pullet’s headlight buffer and hand turned exotic fountain pens

                      3C’s shine boxes

                      Townie’s ginger roots and horseshoe crabs

                      PR’s T-towels

                      Pogue's fast-food napkins

                      Marshal 40's "Best hand sanitizer ever" bottles


                      My bubble wrap, IRS 10-40, 35 years of annual evaluations, after action reports, duty manual, sink hose spray Head, bore snakes and 2020 census.

                      Your substitute must be Capt. K’s Bay area police patch collection.
                      LOL!
                      Nope but the fast food napkins is another good idea.

                      If I run out of what I got though we'll go old school and use newspaper and corn cobs if we have too.

                      Someone was advertising corn cobs already on FB at $5 per 5 gallon bucket full. Limit of 2 buckets at a time.

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