Got a e-mail yesterday.
It outlines things we have learned about New Orleans from national TV since
the storm hit.
1. The hurricane only hit welfare family's property.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV; it is OK.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now
the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.
8. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead
complain because the government hasn't given you a $2000 debit card yet.
9. Even though the government came and picked you up at your house; brought
you to a shelter; provided water, shelter and transportation and food for
you it is OK to complain that the red cross fed you hot dogs.
10. Only family members that got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
were the ones in the shelter at the Super Dome.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the government will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.
12. Every one in New Orleans should have flood insurance it only cost $1.00
a year.
13. No one warned the people of New Orleans that this was a bad storm and
they should evacuate.
14. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.
It outlines things we have learned about New Orleans from national TV since
the storm hit.
1. The hurricane only hit welfare family's property.
2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the
hurricane.
3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
4. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
6. When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV; it is OK.
7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now
the city is welfare, looters and gang free and they are in your city.
8. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead
complain because the government hasn't given you a $2000 debit card yet.
9. Even though the government came and picked you up at your house; brought
you to a shelter; provided water, shelter and transportation and food for
you it is OK to complain that the red cross fed you hot dogs.
10. Only family members that got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
were the ones in the shelter at the Super Dome.
11. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the government will come get you and
give you money for being stupid.
12. Every one in New Orleans should have flood insurance it only cost $1.00
a year.
13. No one warned the people of New Orleans that this was a bad storm and
they should evacuate.
14. Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.
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