Not sure I should actually give the name of the guy who wrote this, so I'll just say that '[email protected]' is how he signed the email.
- "Wow, I thought I was going at least double that."
- "Wow, you actually managed to overtake me!"
- "I think I need a cigarette. Was it good for you?"
- "You saw that? Tell me, how awesome was it from your point of view? Because from where I was, on a scale of 1 to awesome, it was *xxxxx* AWESOME."
- "Did you get me on camera? I want to upload it on Youtube."
- "Well, you're certainly hotter than I thought you would be. Ma'am."
- "Well, you're certainly hotter than I thought you would be. Sir."
- "Damn, there's no way I'm ****ing my way out of this one."
- "License and registration? What are you talking about? I don't understand."
- "I didn't think you'd actually manage to make the jump back in that parking garage. Congratulations on some *phenomenal* driving. Best I've seen in ages."
- "Ok, before you ask, I can explain about the blood/drugs/etc."
- "Man, have you ever seen anyone do a move that sick before? Be honest.
- In all your years of patrolling, am I the best?"
- "I bet you didn't think I was going to go _backwards_ after that 180. Cops *never* expect a motorcycle to go backwards."
- "Dude, the only reason you caught me is because my aim was so bad. But I'd like to see you try shooting behind you while riding a motorcycle."
- "That was fun, wasn't it?"
- "At least I tried to make it interesting. You must hate it when people just lamely pull over and don't even try to make it challenging."
- "Dammit. I knew I should have run down that old lady. Going up on the sidewalk to avoid her just slowed me down."
- "I'm going to have to ask you to speak veeeerrry slowly, Officer. I am really, really, really xxx high right now. I don't even know what I'm on. All I know is without it, what you just witnessed wouldn't have been possible."
- "Let's do that again! But this time, I want to see you catch me when we're *both* on two-wheels."
- "Oh, you're [badgenamehere]. Great. I've heard you're a real hardass."
- "What do you want? I already bought tickets to your stupid ball or gala or whatever. Make it fast, I don't have time to chat."
- "Can we make this quick? I have to take a HUGE dump."
- "Wow, I haven't seen you since I left you at the altar. How ya been?"
- "C'mon, Mom. Do you have to do this to me? Here? Everyone is staring at us!"
- "I don't want to alarm you, Officer, but I think this is a bad place
- to stop." *looks around warily* "This is bat country."
- "Hold on, hold on. I just want to hear the end of this solo." *turns radio up*
- "I'm just glad you didn't see me 20 minutes ago."
- "I don't usually get pulled over for that."
- "You can give me all the tickets you want, officer. I don't have the
money to pay *any* of them." - "I bet you look good with your hair down."
- "$20 says I can make you smile before we're done here. A hundred bucks
I can make you laugh." *proceeds to read off this list*
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